I just recieved the following notice from LJ:

Dear cockbozo,

LiveJournal has started deleting inactive empty accounts. Pursuant to our
housekeeping policy, your LiveJournal account cockbozo was deleted on
February 5 2012.

Now, I've made over a dozen fake/retard accounts here over the years, but cockbozo?? Really???

At least this means that cockbozo83cockbozo83 can finally get ( Read more... )

The FBI paid a visit to my office today ( Read more... )

The Epic Sneeze was Epic.

Volume, distortion, unexpected spasms. Seriously, I worried that I tore a stitch from my surgery back in July. It was the Lord of All Sneezes. A torrent of horror which rent the flesh inside my throat ( Read more... )

My phone speech thingy recognizes the word masturbatorium.

Consider this your only warning.

(Posted from the NotBatphone)

It's like this ( Read more... )

Dear Rocket Crane ( Read more... )

The first rule of Life Club is you do not dig in your butt in Life Club.

The second rule of Life Club is you do not dig in your butt in Life Club.

NotBatman: "If I show up half-naked at a party it'll be because I'm dressed as an orc ( Read more... )

The Short Version: conandammit and I took an unauthorized tour of the abandoned Hamms Brewery.

The Last Time I posted about Hamms, I posted a picture from one of their labs and in response, MPuzzle posted an old-timey picture he found in the MN Historical Society of the same lab.


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There's no way to tell this story without sounding like the biggest douche in the world.

Sorry.

So one day, we were watching one of those cooking shows with that cooking guy, Alton Brown.

We hadn't seen him in a while and all of a sudden he seemed to reappear looking rough, having lost a lot of weight, and with a big sore on his face ( Read more... )