The first rule of Life Club is you do not dig in your butt in Life Club.
The second rule of Life Club is you do not dig in your butt in Life Club.
NotBatman: "If I show up half-naked at a party it'll be because I'm dressed as an orc."
TartQueen: "Could it at least be one of the Uruk-Hai?"
NotBatman: "No, why?"
TartQueen: "Because they seem like strapping young lads..."
NotBatman: "Yes, those strapping young lads from Mordor - Wait, they weren't from Mordor... where the hell were they from...?"
TartQueen: "Oh, it was, uuuhhh..."
NotBatman: "Elk River. I'm pretty sure they were from Elk River."
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