When we last left our Super-Sexy Adventure SexyMan, he was gibbering at cops about a holeI kind of dropped the ball on this one, in a big way. My normal tools had been broken in the first attempt and/or simply proved to not be up to the task at hand, but I own a big, honking wrecking bar. It's like a super-crowbar and I was pretty sure it would ( Read more... )

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The high seas are a dangerous place, yo. Hunter, Lord of the Krakens, roused his monster army to repel the bands of brigands hunting for treasure in his waters.


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Earlier this winter, I got the idea to dig a snowfort out of a small mountain of snow collected from our parking area. Much like the dwarves in Moria, however, I dug too deep. Luckily, rather than releasing a Balrog, all that happened there was the thing collapsed in on itself ( Read more... )

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And that's the story of how I became Uncle John.


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