The Battle of the Water Heater
The high seas are a dangerous place, yo. Hunter, Lord of the Krakens, roused his monster army to repel the bands of brigands hunting for treasure in his waters.
Our daring pirates braved monster-infested waters, hunting for booties. Pirate on pirate violence was at a record low, in the treacherous waters of The Sea of Diningroomtable, but many lives were lost nonetheless.
The courageous pirate Floofyhair lost most of her entire fleet, limping back to her island fortress with but one ship from her fleet of five. The dread pirate Asthmar fared little better, having lost all but three ships.
The sea monsters ate well, this day.
Which is just as well, because replacing a goddamn water heater on a Saturday is expensive as all fuck-out. The fallen pirates are, by all accounts, the lucky ones.
(Posted from the NotBatphone)
Our daring pirates braved monster-infested waters, hunting for booties. Pirate on pirate violence was at a record low, in the treacherous waters of The Sea of Diningroomtable, but many lives were lost nonetheless.
The courageous pirate Floofyhair lost most of her entire fleet, limping back to her island fortress with but one ship from her fleet of five. The dread pirate Asthmar fared little better, having lost all but three ships.
The sea monsters ate well, this day.
Which is just as well, because replacing a goddamn water heater on a Saturday is expensive as all fuck-out. The fallen pirates are, by all accounts, the lucky ones.
(Posted from the NotBatphone)