When we last left our Super-Sexy Adventure SexyMan, he was gibbering at cops about a holeI kind of dropped the ball on this one, in a big way. My normal tools had been broken in the first attempt and/or simply proved to not be up to the task at hand, but I own a big, honking wrecking bar. It's like a super-crowbar and I was pretty sure it would ( Read more... )

I haven't been getting out as much as I would like, lately, as one family/social obligation just keeps stacking up on another. My weekends have been/are largely a joke ( Read more... )

I just recieved the following notice from LJ:

Dear cockbozo,

LiveJournal has started deleting inactive empty accounts. Pursuant to our
housekeeping policy, your LiveJournal account cockbozo was deleted on
February 5 2012.

Now, I've made over a dozen fake/retard accounts here over the years, but cockbozo?? Really???

At least this means that cockbozo83cockbozo83 can finally get ( Read more... )

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Maybe it's time for a new tradition. Maybe we do it like this: Every time I end up in court, we'll have a bonfire the following weekend! Hooray!

That makes this absurdly short-notice, though, because we'll be burning things tonight starting at about quarter-till-dark ( Read more... )

The FBI paid a visit to my office today ( Read more... )

Dear Friends List,

It has come to my attention that: If you're older than about 36, your date of birth is closer to the start of World War II than it is to today.

That is all,
--NotBatman

I know, the writing posting, it has not happened. (I mean, the writing hasn't either, but let's be honest, this became a photo journal at some point a while ( Read more... )

The Saturday before my birthday I wanted to go for a bike ride. I didn't feel like going through all the effort, mind you, I just wanted to be riding. I'd gone on a few short rides starting before the ice was all the way off the roads, but nothing more than about twelve miles. It felt good to be riding, but I was unable to motivate myself on this ( Read more... )

I believe Dawny's posted this on FaceButt, but just in case (or, realistically, because it feels weird not to) we're planning on setting some things on fire tonight at NotStately NotWayne Manor.

You should come, fire will start around dark o'clock.

We are happily accepting wood and burnables.

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The high seas are a dangerous place, yo. Hunter, Lord of the Krakens, roused his monster army to repel the bands of brigands hunting for treasure in his waters.


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