Comments | miss_waldorf: square one;

miss_waldorf

square one;

Jan 04, 2010 18:38

Humphrey.

If leaving me stranded nowhere in the Village, out of my natural habitat and in my pajamas is your idea of a joke, then you're even worse than Dane Cook --And I'm so setting Georgina loose on you.

[ brief pause. ]

HUMPHREY! Here! Now!

Ugh, I'm having him exiled to Staten!

[ some numbers dialed using the device, then a longer pause as ( Read more... )

mad blair is mad, entry, serena, humphrey

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101st_job January 4 2010, 11:50:57 UTC

...Miss Blair!

voice; miss_waldorf January 4 2010, 13:11:44 UTC

...you're not Dorota?

voice; 101st_job January 4 2010, 18:38:30 UTC

No...not her.

voice; miss_waldorf January 5 2010, 01:18:58 UTC

So who are you and why did you pick up the phone?

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knaveswitness January 4 2010, 11:58:45 UTC

Rape and murder-

How crude do you think us, I wonder?

voice; (1/2) miss_waldorf January 4 2010, 13:13:44 UTC

You look like you're from the Lower East Side, who knows what people are capable of there.

voice; miss_waldorf January 4 2010, 13:14:59 UTC

--who are you and why are you at my apartment?

voice; knaveswitness January 4 2010, 13:45:05 UTC

Xerxes Break, at your service, and not at all in your apartment.

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voice; miss_waldorf January 4 2010, 16:09:27 UTC

You're right. It was a doomed attempt from the start.

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voice; miss_waldorf January 5 2010, 01:20:14 UTC

He is... you know him?

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basstardchuck January 4 2010, 15:47:08 UTC

Blair, so nice of you to join us.

voice; (1/?) miss_waldorf January 4 2010, 16:14:13 UTC

Chuck!

voice; miss_waldorf January 4 2010, 16:17:22 UTC

You won't believe what Humphrey just pulled on me. He actually knocked on my door and said Serena's been in a car crash.

How could you joke about something like that? If I were fifty, I would've died of cardiac arrest!

voice; miss_waldorf January 4 2010, 16:18:15 UTC

. . .

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/placeholders for class voice; adamantined January 4 2010, 15:54:58 UTC

Oh, great, you forgot.

voice; miss_waldorf January 4 2010, 16:20:00 UTC

No, I don't think so. I've never seen you before.

voice; adamantined January 4 2010, 19:19:44 UTC

Does the name Claire Bennet jog your memory?

voice; miss_waldorf January 5 2010, 01:21:53 UTC

No, but you don't have to lie to have my acquaintance, you know. Blair Waldorf, nice to meet you.

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