Humphrey.

If leaving me stranded nowhere in the Village, out of my natural habitat and in my pajamas is your idea of a joke, then you're even worse than Dane Cook --And I'm so setting Georgina loose on you.

[ brief pause. ]

HUMPHREY! Here! Now!

Ugh, I'm having him exiled to Staten!

[ some numbers dialed using the device, then a longer pause as ( Read more... )

In honor of Prince Charles and Princess Serena of Far Far Away Kingdom, a dinner will be held in the Humphrey manor tonight ( Read more... )

Before anyone decides to come up with their own back story about recent events, I thought I might give you the facts myself:

Firstly, I am as straight as Anna Wintour's bangs after her daily haircut session. Which still means, I'm straight. Secondly, Serena van der Woodsen is my best friend forever and ever, Chuck Bass is not my boyfriend, and ( Read more... )