square one;

[miss_waldorf]

Humphrey.

If leaving me stranded nowhere in the Village, out of my natural habitat and in my pajamas is your idea of a joke, then you're even worse than Dane Cook --And I'm so setting Georgina loose on you.

[ brief pause. ]

HUMPHREY! Here! Now!

Ugh, I'm having him exiled to Staten!

[ some numbers dialed using the device, then a longer pause as

Comments

| voice |

[theshockvalue]

Why do you guys always think screaming at the help makes them want to help more?

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

Because said help is my housekeeper who happens to be completely incompetent except for when I scream at her.

voice;

[theshockvalue]

Have you ever tried being nice to her?

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

What for? Dorota adores me.

voice :: GASP, NOT NEW YORK! LENALEE :'(

[a_silent_due]

...you're too ugly to get raped.

voice; GASP HI

[miss_waldorf]

And who are you to say?

voice :: happy holidays ;o;

[a_silent_due]

...what's that to mean?

voice; to you too!!

[miss_waldorf]

You can call someone stupid only if you're smarter than them, after all.

[primrosella]

Blair? Blair!

...Goodness, you're not really outside in your pajamas in this weather, are you?

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

I have a coat and a shawl, but Waldorfs don't walk out in sleepwear!

Have we been introduced?

voice;

[primrosella]

Of course we hav--oh. Drat it all, you don't remember me?

This will likely sound terribly strange, but we were good friends once. My name is Rosella.

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

No... I know a lot of people, but I have yet to forget anyone's names, especially if you're a 'good friend'.

Blair Waldorf, but you should know that.

voice | the happiness right before Faith goes D:

[thesecondslayer]

...Well, look who showed back up. About freaking time, B.

voice | DDDDDDDDDDD;!

[miss_waldorf]

Only my friends call me B.

voice | Faith will be so very sad. SHE WON'T ADMIT IT. but she will be.

[thesecondslayer]

...Yeah, you're real funny. What, you leave for a couple months and--

[ slow, dawning realization here. Followed by emo. ]

Don't remember, huh?

Voice; aww! This will be another dysfunctional relationship methinks ):

[miss_waldorf]

Oh, don't be so sad. Drop me your name and who knows? Maybe you'll climb up high enough in the ranks to achieve the covetable position again.

visual | double dipping like WHOA because... well. For the obvious reasons.

[tothelibrary]

Yelling? Not exactly the prescribed activity in this place. [ thoughtful frown goes here ] I mean, I don't think. It could be, it's just large on the scale of useless.

You're in the City, by the way. Yes, there's only one, no we're not all crazy or pulling an elaborate prank, and yes the name is severely uncreative.

...If you don't have anyone from your world, I'd try the Welcome Center. Penny runs it, she can get you like... food, actual clothes. That good stuff.

visual | and lo she doth appear! <33333

[miss_waldorf]

Oh my effing god.

If you initiate contact with me or any of my friends again, I'm filing that restraining order against you.

visual | ahahahaha OH HAY, BLAIR

[tothelibrary]

[ pause, pause. And now, Dawn looking into her communicator with a gobsmacked expression. ]

...I'm sorry, but uh. Do I know you?

visual | her expression is priceless!

[miss_waldorf]

I'm not falling for the born-again joke again. Now we all know you're the devil's own spawn.