square one;

[miss_waldorf]

Humphrey.

If leaving me stranded nowhere in the Village, out of my natural habitat and in my pajamas is your idea of a joke, then you're even worse than Dane Cook --And I'm so setting Georgina loose on you.

[ brief pause. ]

HUMPHREY! Here! Now!

Ugh, I'm having him exiled to Staten!

[ some numbers dialed using the device, then a longer pause as

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[knaveswitness]

Rape and murder-

How crude do you think us, I wonder?

voice; (1/2)

[miss_waldorf]

You look like you're from the Lower East Side, who knows what people are capable of there.

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

--who are you and why are you at my apartment?

voice;

[knaveswitness]

Xerxes Break, at your service, and not at all in your apartment.

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

D'oh, I called my apartment and you picked up, so you're obviously there.

But whatever. Get me Dorota.

voice;

[knaveswitness]

She's not here right now, sorry~!

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

Why is it so hard to find competent followers?