square one;

[miss_waldorf]

Humphrey.

If leaving me stranded nowhere in the Village, out of my natural habitat and in my pajamas is your idea of a joke, then you're even worse than Dane Cook --And I'm so setting Georgina loose on you.

[ brief pause. ]

HUMPHREY! Here! Now!

Ugh, I'm having him exiled to Staten!

[ some numbers dialed using the device, then a longer pause as

Comments

[basstardchuck]

Blair, so nice of you to join us.

voice; (1/?)

[miss_waldorf]

Chuck!

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

You won't believe what Humphrey just pulled on me. He actually knocked on my door and said Serena's been in a car crash.

How could you joke about something like that? If I were fifty, I would've died of cardiac arrest!

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

. . .

voice; (done)

[miss_waldorf]

Never mind that.

How are you feeling?

voice; 1/2

[basstardchuck]

WHAT? What accident? What are you talking about?

voice; (done)

[basstardchuck]

I'm fine. Especially now that you're here...

Would you like me to pick you up?

voice; sorry! (1/2)

[miss_waldorf]

I knew it. Humphrey lied.

voice; (done)

[miss_waldorf]

I'd love you to, if you're better.

But I don't know where I am, there are no street signs at all.

voice; 1/2

[basstardchuck]

That shows Humphrey has a vivid, if somewhat morbid imagination...

voice; (done)

[basstardchuck]

I'd assume you're somewhere near the carousel? Just tell me what you see, I'll find you.

voice; (1/2)

[miss_waldorf]

I won't forgive him for using Serena for his little fable though.

voice; (done)

[miss_waldorf]

I'll be near the carousel. You know where it is?

voice;

[basstardchuck]

Don't worry, he'll pay for it at some point.

I do. There's only one carousel in the City. Don't worry.

voice; (1/2)

[miss_waldorf]

I'll make sure of it.

I didn't even know there is one in the city.

voice; (done)

[miss_waldorf]

I'm glad you're okay.