square one;

[miss_waldorf]

Humphrey.

If leaving me stranded nowhere in the Village, out of my natural habitat and in my pajamas is your idea of a joke, then you're even worse than Dane Cook --And I'm so setting Georgina loose on you.

[ brief pause. ]

HUMPHREY! Here! Now!

Ugh, I'm having him exiled to Staten!

[ some numbers dialed using the device, then a longer pause as

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voice;

[miss_waldorf]

You're right. It was a doomed attempt from the start.

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

He is... you know him?

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

Pull that on me one more time and you're done for.

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

He's not that Chuck Bass you hooked up with anymore. He has me now,

voice; (1/2)

[miss_waldorf]

. . .

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

Well, I'm glad we have that cleared up~

I'm Blair Waldorf. You are?

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

Make sure that's where it stops then.

I was about to ask if it's still his habit to hire very beautiful women, but that's a silly question.

voice; (1/2) lol she can't kick his ass

[miss_waldorf]

 

voice;

[miss_waldorf]

I'm not talking to you anymore.