I read a fable the other day, and I'm afraid to report that it was absolutely horrid. Badly in need of repair. Worth no more than a harlequin. Worth no more than a third of a harlequin, even.

Quite awful, in summary.

So I've rewritten it. Mind, it's no literary masterpiece, but it's an age away from the dregs I drug it out of.

Ahem.

Once ( Read more... )

[If you expected that one day this peculiar man with the white hair and one red eye was going to start getting some manners during his broadcasts, THINK AGAIN.

He spends the entire thing working his way though a humongous chocolate pie.]

My, my, what a chaotic weekend we seem to be having. Do tell- they occur every so often, do they? ( Read more... )

[The first thing visible on the video is... that scrap of paper from an earlier post. Only this time, some of the "items" are crossed out, and one has been added.]

[1] secretary
[1] monocle (left)
[1] dark horse
[1] bunny
[1] bunny owner
[1] tiny knight

[The sign is pulled away, to reveal a white-haired man busy... munching on the last of what ( Read more... )

[Without doubt, that is a grown man, barefoot, in his pajamas, huddled underneath a blanket he has wrapped around him like a hood ala a five year old boy. Definitely a winner, right here. He looks really put out, too.]I finally think I can take a nap and get a good rest, and this is how the world repays me? I'll be filing a complaint with the ( Read more... )

( 5/18/XXXX ➩ 18:00 ➩ BEGIN: AUTOSEND )

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♞ Open [Video] Filter;

[The device clatters to the ground, accompanied by a harsh breath, a hand coming in to view. Seemingly blind groping about ensues, an effort that is somewhat hampered by the... flowers. Everywhere.]

- amnit.

[Unaware the device is on, the hand finally gets a hold of the device, and a flash of pale hair, a smudge of blood ( Read more... )

Oh, my. It absolutely reeks of rat in this place suddenly. Don't we have cleaning staff for this sort of thing- ? Someone call the maid-

We're missing a maid!

Missing a maid, you say, Emily? How tragic ( Read more... )

I wonder what it is we're here for, hmm ( Read more... )

It's quite sad when little boys latch on to father figures, you know. Quite sad, particularly when I've no children, and the chosen father is me.

I do believe some boys in this City need to grow up, and act they're age. Technically, he's 25, you know. Quite old enough to give up the search for a father figure.

- And old enough to take care of ( Read more... )