♦ 001
[Without doubt, that is a grown man, barefoot, in his pajamas, huddled underneath a blanket he has wrapped around him like a hood ala a five year old boy. Definitely a winner, right here. He looks really put out, too.]
I finally think I can take a nap and get a good rest, and this is how the world repays me? I'll be filing a complaint with the nearest authority, I guarantee it.
[He pouts- that's the only way to describe it.]
I wager a maid will need be contacted. And a nurse, I'll be wanting for a nurse, as well. And don't send me someone young and pretty, either, I shan't have it. A withered old man like me- it would only be construed as perversion, I know how you young types operate with your schemes and your wondering. Send me the ugliest and most untouchable women you have!
I have another list- not quite demands, but a shopping list, you might say. Ahem.
[The man holds up a scrap sheet of paper, upon which is written in large, slightly messy font:]
[1] secretary
[1] monocle (left)
[1] dark horse
[1] bunny
[1] bunny owner
If you know where I can find any of these highly useful items, do please let me know. I'm afraid that's it, actually.
[And as he moves to turn the feed off with a little smile, almost a friendly look, he just... buries back in to that pile of blankets, yes he does.]
I finally think I can take a nap and get a good rest, and this is how the world repays me? I'll be filing a complaint with the nearest authority, I guarantee it.
[He pouts- that's the only way to describe it.]
I wager a maid will need be contacted. And a nurse, I'll be wanting for a nurse, as well. And don't send me someone young and pretty, either, I shan't have it. A withered old man like me- it would only be construed as perversion, I know how you young types operate with your schemes and your wondering. Send me the ugliest and most untouchable women you have!
I have another list- not quite demands, but a shopping list, you might say. Ahem.
[The man holds up a scrap sheet of paper, upon which is written in large, slightly messy font:]
[1] secretary
[1] monocle (left)
[1] dark horse
[1] bunny
[1] bunny owner
If you know where I can find any of these highly useful items, do please let me know. I'm afraid that's it, actually.
[And as he moves to turn the feed off with a little smile, almost a friendly look, he just... buries back in to that pile of blankets, yes he does.]