Feb 28, 2011 15:07
Oh, my. It absolutely reeks of rat in this place suddenly. Don't we have cleaning staff for this sort of thing- ? Someone call the maid-
We're missing a maid!
Missing a maid, you say, Emily? How tragic-
What's that, Emily? We're may be up to our ears in sewer rats, but not to worry there's some more savory visitors about as well?
I should go fetch a cup of tea and mingle? Use Gilbert and the young master Oz as bait, you say? Why, Emily. Naughty.
- One last thing? I should force the visitors to bribe me with pastries? Gracious, Emily, you tart.
No, no. It's actually a brilliant plan, I concur. Hear, hear.
[ooc; anything goes!!]