Mal: Hey, according to this dropdown list I could get "Gorilla Gloves!" That sounds way better than these lame-ass green thumbs!

erragal: You don't care what they do, you just want them because they're gorilla gloves ( Read more... )

Mal: Could we get a recap for those members of the party who are attention-span impaired?

erragal: I specifically chose a dragon because I knew it would fly and you would get pissed off trying to figure out a way to bring him down.

Mal: Wait! I've been through this before! I run under him and throw a tanglefoot bag straight up!

You know, someday I'll have to collect the gaming quotes into a memoir titled YOU PROBABLY HAD TO BE THERE: THE COLLECTED WIT AND WISDOM OF JONATHAN EHRICH AND PEOPLE HE HANGS OUT WITH

Mal: Seriously, 4E just sucks all the fun out of D&D! Who the hell thought of this retarded shit!

erragal: (description of costumes at party...)

Mal: Wait a second, this universe has angels with halos and feathered wings? Why isn't anyone dressed like a sexy hound archon?

Since I spent several hours today thinking these up, I thought I'd bother sharing them with a wider audience.

The prompt, offered by a friend on facebook:
Challenge for my table-top gamer friends: Step One- Out of all of the characters you have played, who is your favourite? Step two- Come up with a five song playlist of that characters favourite ( Read more... )

Mal: Man, if only they had realized that they could just keep the marauding adventuring party out by locking the doors. This would be the crappiest adventure ever.

chesh: One of these days, the gnome is going to wake up with his mouth full of expanding foam.

Mal:: And by "expanding foam," we mean semen. Tiefling semen.

Mal: The polearm is really the state fair version of a weapon. "It's a deep-fat fried sword! On a stick!"