Stupid gaming tricks

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chesh: One of these days, the gnome is going to wake up with his mouth full of expanding foam.

Mal:: And by "expanding foam," we mean semen. Tiefling semen.

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Mal: Oh, THAT'S right, I was systematically burning every piece of furniture in the dungeon to reduce their comfortability levels. My theory is that by the time we get to that last room, everyone will have a -2 to reflex due to discomfort caused by having to stand all the time or just lean against the wall.

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EDDI: Do we know what happens if we activate this floor panel trap?

JAMES: We could grab a chair to--

Mal: BURNED IT.

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Mal: "Okay, there's a dark temple in there that's shaped like a leprechaun. There appears to be no entrance to these arrow slit rooms they're shooting at us from, so if we fill the slits with concrete they'll starve to death and we'll get the experience.