Gaming

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Mal: The polearm is really the state fair version of a weapon. "It's a deep-fat fried sword! On a stick!"

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Eddi: So have you seen much action?

Mal: ...Did you just tell the tieflings to make out?

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Mal: I see that sitting around talking about how retarded they are gives them a free save!

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erragal: It would be hilarious if you failed your streetwise check... "They're dealing drugs!"

Mal: "Gnoll" is a slang term for "crack cocaine"!

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Mal: And "bat ears" is a "hip" word from "the streets" which means a water pipe, like you use to smoke heroin!