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Mal: Man, if only they had realized that they could just keep the marauding adventuring party out by locking the doors. This would be the crappiest adventure ever.

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erragal: You open the door, and find a woman putting on her armor.

Mal: Sweet, I get to fight a woman in her underwear!

erragal: No, she's got her armor mostly on at this point.

chesh: CURSES!

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erragal: This mini is actually a very good representation of her.

Mal: So we have no way of telling that she is a woman, or has hair? I suppose her armor has breasts. And... nipples?

erragal: That's part of the spikey motif.

Mal: But they aren't spikey nipples, they're more batman nipples.

erragal: It's part of the sexy spikey motif.

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Mal: Fortunately, those guys are just her bathing attendants, so they're only armed with towels and soap.

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Mal: *rolls a 5, for a total of 13*

erragal: He's dead!

Mal: *2*

erragal: Aha! Not dead!

Mal: Even when he's unconscious? He's got to have 11.

Mal: *1*

erragal: Not dead!

Mal: *3*

erragal: He's dead!

Mal: AHA!

Mal: *3*

erragal: He's dead!

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erragal: There are six evil deities, they're called--

Mal: "The Sinister Six?"

erragal: Close enough, but she has a holy symbol with three of them that's made out of silver.

chesh: "The Silver Symbol of the Sinister Six"?

erragal: Yeah, it just sort of worked out that way.

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erragal: You land in water. There are things in the water... oozy things.

Mal: Things I want to fight, or things I want to take home to mama?

erragal: I don't know what your relationship is with your mama.