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malcubed

Stupid gaming tricks

Jul 18, 2010 14:39

Mal: Man, if only they had realized that they could just keep the marauding adventuring party out by locking the doors. This would be the crappiest adventure ever.

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malcubed July 18 2010, 23:54:10 UTC

erragal: Mal, you notice a trap in this room.

Mal: I yell, "HEY ROGUE, TAKE A LOOK OVER HERE AT WHAT YOU MISSED."

malcubed July 19 2010, 00:06:10 UTC

erragal: You fail to detect the trap. A magical burst explodes, hitting everyone one with cold for 20 points of damage, and you are all immobilized.

Mal: ROGUE'S KICKED OUT OF THE PARTY.

malcubed July 19 2010, 00:37:23 UTC

Eddi: Can we disable the trap?

erragal: Probably not, but you can probably activate it safelessly.

Mal: SafeLESSly?

erragal: Well, I know you can trigger it safelessly.

malcubed July 19 2010, 01:15:10 UTC

erragal: The skeleton crumbles to the ground.

Eddi: We search the corpse!

Mal: We grab the cock ring that was keeping it alive.

erragal: And 10 seconds later, it rises back up!

Mal: Because we grabbed the cock ring?!

erragal: YES! You grab the magic cock ring and then it rises from the dust!

malcubed July 19 2010, 01:16:26 UTC

erragal: Okay, that does it. It crumples again.

Mal: WE START BEATING THE BONES INTO DUST