Comments | malcubed: Stupid gamer tricks

malcubed

Stupid gamer tricks

Oct 10, 2010 14:48

Mal: Seriously, 4E just sucks all the fun out of D&D! Who the hell thought of this retarded shit!

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Comments 14

elfdope October 10 2010, 22:08:09 UTC

Go back to 2nd edition and its loving ways. At least there are no surprises when the system is stupid.

malcubed October 10 2010, 22:10:54 UTC

Mal: What is this, a dire minotaur?

erragal: Yes, actually, I think it is.

Mal: Wait, that's a real thing?!

malcubed October 10 2010, 22:12:29 UTC

Mal: So here's the real question: who was shipping a crate full of umber hulk?

malcubed October 10 2010, 22:23:27 UTC

Mal: I would recommend that if you have a way to bump up your will save, do it NOW. Because I won't have another party where the gnome gets beaten to death by a party member... as funny as it was the first time.

erragal: "Oh no, I killed my little friend!"

Mal: Poor, poor Tomislav...

*general laughter*

Eddi (playing the party gnome): ...why is everyone laughing?

beltramgregor October 11 2010, 16:35:36 UTC

I thought he was a halfling!

malcubed October 10 2010, 22:35:37 UTC

erragal: The city guard starts working its way through the crowd...

Mal: "Hey, step off, this is OUR umber hulk!"

Mal: "Let me just clarify for a moment: when I say this is 'our' umber hulk, I mean that we are dealing with it, not that we are in any way responsible for its presence here or the damage it is causing."