Stupid gamer tricks

[malcubed]

erragal: (description of costumes at party...)

Mal: Wait a second, this universe has angels with halos and feathered wings? Why isn't anyone dressed like a sexy hound archon?

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[malcubed]

erragal: I believe one of your goals at the moment was that taxes were going up, and since he's the Secretary of the Treasury you can make friends with him to avoid paying more taxes.

Mal: That's right, we're a TEA party.

[malcubed]

Mal: "Here, Mr. Secretary, let me show you this curve prepared by my friend Count von Laffer..."

[malcubed]

erragal (as the mayor): "I would like to thank you for all your assistance to our city, with recovering the kidnapped orphans, fighting off the goblins, and preventing the flooding of the city. I expect you'll now be moving on to greener pastures."

Mal: "Actually, Mr. Mayor, I've found that the longer I spend in a city, the more expensive the danger to it gets."

[malcubed]

erragal: Eddi, roll diplomacy to hit on the high priestess.

*rolls a 4*

erragal: So I guess you just blush and stammer?

Eddi: There may be some salivation escaping.

[malcubed]

chesh: A pity what happened to the priest...

Mal: Wait, what happened to the priest?

chesh: He got his tongue eaten.

Mal: WHAT?!

erragal: You don't remember the priest who got his tongue eaten by the baboon?

Mal: WHAT?! There was a tongue-eating baboon?

erragal: He made puppets out of peoples heads?

Mal: This was a thing?

erragal: Yes!

Mal: We fought it?

*everyone else*: YES!

Mal: Wow, that sounds awesome.

[malcubed]

erragal: He's got a three-foot golden dildo, er, golden rod.