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Department of Metaphysical Resources
Efficiency Evaluation Worksheet
Instructions: Please complete the worksheet by providing a description of your activities throughout the workday. Include the approximate time or time ranges for each entry. Be thorough in your answers and return the sheet to your supervisor at the end of your shift.

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