Dear Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine,

I am writing you from Thanksgiving 2008, where steady rain is turning nature into a wet kleenex. Thank you for being my cat.


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my company's Board Chairman Mr Odobenidae challenged me to spazz on a keyboard and throw up whatever comes up, and ah forget if he said I could not use th backspace key; but ah'll strategically avoid th backspace key except for correcting typos, although wouldn't that be fun ( Read more... )

how I know we're B.F.F.F.R.s: independently of each other, Rome and I got ideas for a movie we want to make, actually two movies, but they are actually prequels to each other. His is top secret, mine's a romantic comedy, and I'm not sure whose comes first, probably his because he's 25 and I'm 35, although fuck that. I'm a flippy, flippies are th ( Read more... )

33. it is almost certainly impossible to spin male masturbation as cool.

32. His face in repose was somber; it comes from th solitude that was his interior environment, and um I don't know where it comes from. I mean you know it would probably take a kind of psychological profile, a lot of investigation to reveal it. Um it may come from--it ( Read more... )

dear Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine,

Ah reckon you should know ah've greatly enjoyed our talks these past couple years, as we've both grown older and nicer. (Nobody wants to hear yr denials, so please shut it. You are nicer.)

Somehow, too, we got better @ being together even when one of us isn't being nice. Is this kind of adaptation a ( Read more... )

jest me an' th cat t'night and a pile of unread comix up to my crotch. Ain't took a shower t'day or yest'day neither. Cat's got diabetes, zo twice a day zomeone's got to be around t'give him his insulin shot, right on his upper back. You got to make him eat a lickle bit, den you part his fur and stick th needle in @ an oblique angle--preferably ( Read more... )

zummer's not over until we say so, Kevin Shields, and mebbe not even den. Look up anthropogenic climate change. Me, I love summer. You won't find me whingeing about its extended remix. This summer in Utah, Kristin, Rome, Shannon, and I dangled our heads off th edge of a canyon to look @ stars upside down. I successfully did not say anything ( Read more... )

well, there's this ultrapopular idea floating around that people should relax and be themselves, but den there's all this counterevidence discouraging anyone ever from being themself, not even in private. My cat just does not care about this issue one whit.

Kevin Shields: I do not care about this issue one whit.

MZA: OK I wasn't even asking ( Read more... )

capacity to see life as a series of incantations beginning w/ th name yr parents gave you: is this capacity genetic? My bruddah and him wife ended up naming their son Michael Eytan. Eytan is strength in Elf. When you call his name it's like a little prayer.

What cannot be disputed: Earvin Johnson changed th game of basketball--sped it up, ( Read more... )