had fantastic day, stepped on squirrel.
Brains went everywhere, stained my sneaker.
Famous authors wrote six-word stories.
Alan Moore's was not that good.
Darren Aronofsky did something similar, worse.
Woomble does it much, much better.
Joss Whedon's: gay gay gay gay.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
[5] Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
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