thirty three sentences in search of a paragraph

[lostcosmonaut]

33. The funeral effed with our flow, so I'm not going to the Philippines, so let's hang out, again. 32. "Here, Jay, have some mango juice, this is Uncle Val's mango juice, we have to finish it because Uncle Val's no longer here." 31. The trap door on the side of Gob Bluth's coffin on that one episode of Arrested Development made me and my

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[violalee]

All the love to you.

salamat po

[lostcosmonaut]

got zome left over, if you wanna spread it around.

<33

\m/za.

[trevitron]

I wish #21 was a more common practice among people.

This brings back (not necessarily bad or unwanted) memories of my grandmother's funeral earlier this year.

th word of th day is legs

[lostcosmonaut]

#21: it can be. Spread th word, aso.

<33--mza.

american apparel turns me into squiggy from laverne and shirly

[g_rb_ged_y]

What are you doing tuh me here.

hey walter

[lostcosmonaut]

stop masturbating to those American Apparel ads.--mza.

P.S. thet were just. 4. U.

appreciate it and all but

[g_rb_ged_y]

I like to think that every entry is made in an effort to get me to masturbate.

nice torso

[n_strayer_t]

this post makes me want to console you affectionately without things getting gay between us.

can you handle that? do i ask too much?

technical foul

[lostcosmonaut]

could you mebbe box me out, while I handcheck you.

<33

--mza.

some swish J's & say "in your eye," i swish J's & say "in your bum"

[n_strayer_t]

No matter, this is how I box out.

red card sticking out of yr right rear pants pocket means what

[lostcosmonaut]

yr grip ... is tighter than my shorts.--mza.

in some form

[el_carnicero]

the rock will always ground us.

crushed by a rolling boulder and held steadfast by our house s foundation

[lostcosmonaut]

hail SATAN! Hail SATAN, toniiight!

--mza.