had fantastic day, stepped on squirrel.
Brains went everywhere, stained my sneaker.
Famous authors wrote six-word stories.
Alan Moore's was not that good.
Darren Aronofsky did something similar, worse.
Woomble does it much, much better.
Joss Whedon's: gay gay gay gay.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
[5] Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
[7] Internet 'wakes up?' Ridicu-- no carrier.
[4] Leia: 'Baby's yours.'
Luke: 'Bad news ...'
[8] Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
[3] whorl. Help! I'm caught in a time
[2] By th time, we got there.
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
[1] Dorothy: 'Fuck it, I'll stay here.'
[8] staying here STOP send children STOP
[10] Welcome to Nearth, Arizona Hope Phoenix.
You'll really, really like it here.
Nearth has all sorts of things.
Out of frame, Santa took notes.
"What's for breakfast?"
"My best poem."
Born into brothels, died of fever.
Good news, Virginia: they're all negative!
Our band could be yr life.
[9] Ah-we dig-ah repetition-ah, ah-we dig-ah repetition-ah.
[11] :( :( :( :) :( :(
Had miserable day, stepped on squirrel.
But now we'll never disappoint eachother.
Li'l ainjil, we'll never disappoint eachother.
You can steal what you love.
[6] You can't love what you steal.
[6] All them jokes, when I lived.
________
1. (Alan Moore)
2. (Darren Aronofsky and Ari Handel)
3. (Joss Whedon)
4. (Charles Stross)
5. (Ernest Hemingway)
6. (Woomble)
7. (Margaret Atwood)
8. (Steven Meretzky)
9. (Minutemen)
10. (Andrew Edwards)
11. (Mark E. Smith)