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How about a friendly game?

tomatomatonio wrote in lolocracy Aug 23, 2011 12:26

Who: Toni and Wilm
When: Monday afternoon
Where: the park
What: A friendly little pickup game of futbol. Probably ending in blood.

( You know Toni has a Paul the Octopus t-shirt tucked away just for such occasions. )

blood guts and glory, only manly men can stand it, this is how we do it in my country, is this real life?, shitstorm senses tingling, let's play a game, that was unintentional i promise, this is normal shit, be a man! do the right thing!, and remember: don't fuck it up, seme vs seme, bad bromance, status: complete, i'm better let me show you how, oh snap!, i can explain!, d-d-d-d-d-duel, spain, everybody loves wilm, netherlands, oh shit getcha towels ready!, futbol time!

This is not what it looks like

oxenstierna_b wrote in lolocracy Jul 17, 2011 21:55

WHO: Berwald & Sindre
WHEN: 17th of July, afternoon
WHERE: Berwald's house
WHAT: Flower Egg looks like Tino temporarily. It's doing bad things to Berwald's sanity... and that was without Sindre finding out.
WARNINGS: There will be sex.
( At all. )

treating your life, you have some 'splainin' to do, today on all my nordics, nordic angst takeover, 1-900-brotalk, that was unintentional i promise, so what did happen, the truth is out there, !event: y2 anniversary, spice up your life~, i predict a shitstorm, not stalking just investigating, status: complete, missed you, this is an intervention, let's talk about feeeelings~, ...what are you doing in my house!?, repression at its finest, i can explain!, norway, you're an idiot, you look like shit, it's not what you think, sweden, this never happened, can't you see i'm mangsting, wish gone wrong, you're in trouble now, it's all completely innocent here

Let's see if this jogs your memory...

tomatomatonio wrote in lolocracy Jul 18, 2011 02:25

Who: Antonio, Lovino, and eventually Afonso
When: Saturday 17th
Where: The mansion
What: Antionio forgot Lovino. Lovi hit him with a rolling pin. Toni still does not remember Lovi. Emergency call to big brother.

( At least he didn't lock Toni in the closet. )

status: incomplete, he means well, i'm sorry, south italy, 911 what's your emergency?, heart's in the right place, i will break your spirit!, please don't kill yourself, so what did happen, !event: y2 anniversary, awkward turtle time, owowow, spain's compass always points north, sad is sad, i predict a shitstorm, i know what you did last summer, can i haz hug nao?, all you need is love, i can explain!, please don't kill me, oh snap!, spain, hello again, portugal, bitch just got stalked

I am dirty

vicious_wolf wrote in lolocracy Jul 01, 2011 23:25

Who: Chloe, Remy and Moon
When: Friday evening, July 1st.
Where: Remy and Chloe's house.
What: Moon is a lazy ass and goes to Remy's house to borrow shower. She's closer to his work place.

( I need your shower )

that did not just happen, belgium, status: incomplete, mongolia, what am i seeing, i can explain!, awkwardness: i has it, what are you doing here?, awkward bonding, don't you judge me, it's all just a coincidence!, british virgin isles, awkward turtle time, it's all completely innocent here

And so it begins

puffin_magic wrote in lolocracy Jun 21, 2011 11:14

Who: Kai, Valdi, Willem
Where: A gift stall in the marketplace of Libertās
When: Monday 20th,, 1pm
What: Valdi unintentionally finds himself a stalker makes a friend

( The start of something beautiful )

status: complete, iceland, i can explain!, fristaden christiania, stop following me, !event: steampunk, netherlands, i can haz friends?

If you love somebody

talks_to_nisse wrote in lolocracy May 16, 2011 22:20

WHO: Berwald, Feliks, Kai, Raivis, Sindre, Valdi, and Wilm (If I forgot someone, I'm sorry, feel free to add yourself ^^;)
WHEN: 17 May 2011
WHERE: Madame Maime's
WHAT: Operation: MSBTWE (Make Sindre's Birthday the Worst Ever ( Read more... )

today on all my nordics, 911 what's your emergency?, don't try this at home, nordic angst takeover, someone's gonna die today, poland, fml, isn't that illegal?, iceland, status: complete, happy birthday to me, norway, fristaden christiania, i can explain!, sweden, latvia, netherlands, it's getting hot in here, get by with a little help from my friend, alas poor childe i knew him well...

If it takes three to be bad friends...

tomatomatonio wrote in lolocracy May 16, 2011 14:34

Who: Toni and Gil
When: May 15th
Where: Gil's place
What: Toni has orders from Liz to stop a certain someone from seeing a certain commercial.

( Only two should make for good friends, right? )

status: incomplete, ...what are you doing in my house!?, hey i know you, i can explain!, please don't kill me, heart's in the right place, spain, awkward bonding, prussia

「もう良いかい？」

mystiklsushi wrote in lolocracy May 08, 2011 11:12

Who: Kiku and Willem
When: Saturday, 8th between the lunch and evening crowds
Where: The Royal Cafe
What: Willem receives a wake-up call.

( 「もう少し，もうすぐ何か見えるだろうと。息を止めるの，今。」 )

adorable is how we roll, rip manriness, 911 what's your emergency?, coffee is good for the brain, that was unintentional i promise, mix-and-match, is this love or just good coffee?, and how does that make you feel?, my hips don't lie, repression at its finest, baking time is bonding time, surprise moe attack!, tea for the soul, moe fucking kyun, japan, moe level is over 9000, hey i know you, awkwardness: i has it, is this real life?, what does it meaaaaaaan, moe moe times, please don't kill yourself, awkward turtle time, that did not just happen, i'd tap that, it's always the quiet ones, status: complete, all you need is love, what am i seeing, i can explain!, everybody loves wilm, mistaken identity, netherlands, it's all completely innocent here

And when we fall we will fall together

danskannabis wrote in lolocracy Apr 12, 2011 09:00

Who: Kai and Sindre
When: Last Thursday, April 7th
Where: Sindre's apartment
What: Kai, on the notion of wanting to avoid certain death, takes time out of the day to confront Sindre to talk about his date

( No one will catch us so we'll catch ourselves )

today on all my nordics, i need booze for this, awkwardness: i has it, heart's in the right place, don't try this at home, 1-900-brotalk, i don't care what these bitches say, that did not just happen, and how does that make you feel?, status: complete, haters gonna hate, norway, please don't kill me, fristaden christiania, i can explain!, i solemnly swear i am up to no good, big brother is watching you

Don't get me wrong; I think you're all right. But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

talks_to_nisse wrote in lolocracy Mar 23, 2011 00:31

Who: Sindre and Wilm
When: Tuesday, 22 March
Where: Dos Llamas
What: An awful blind date, but a resurgence of a friendship.

( That don't impress me much )

no shit sherlock, today on all my nordics, 911 what's your emergency?, shut up and eat, 1-900-brotalk, i hate you all, so what did happen, haters gonna hate, fail!date, blind date, drama at the llama, leave me alone, hey i know you, eat your feelings, someone's gonna die today, a non-date date, don't you judge me, and remember: don't fuck it up, awkward turtle time, fml, that did not just happen, the art of bullshit, frankly my dear- i don't give a damn, status: complete, norway, i can explain!, what are you doing here?, ust, everybody loves wilm, there's this thing called murphy's law, netherlands, oh shit getcha towels ready!