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A Whole New Wooooorld~

waitforsuperman wrote in lolocracy Jun 21, 2011 20:57

Who: Natalia and her ~*~mysterious~*~ Prince Charming
When: Evening of the 22nd
Where: The Arlovskaya household
What: While Alfred lurks about a dance, he stumbles across Ivan's fiancee and may or may not be ruining their engagement from both sides.

( I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOOOOOOOOORLD~ )

not a date, status: incomplete, prince charming is here to get his ass k, who are you?!, fail!flirting, belarus, married married married, that did not just happen, dance or die, why how nice to meet you, the winner brings a gun to a knife fight, you've got red on you, just dance it'll be okay, we're breaking free~*~, this thread will give you cavities, not kidnapping just- okay i lied, fail!date, kiss and tell, oh shit getcha towels ready!, america, that's one way to get your clothes off

I Will Possess

bud_vidvazhnyy wrote in lolocracy Apr 22, 2011 15:51

WHO: Afonso and Katya
WHEN: Friday night, April 22nd
WHERE: Affie's apartment
WHAT: After exhausting herself with school work and taking care of her family, Katya comes over for a little rest, relaxation and quality time with her dorohyy̆~

( Your Heart )

sleepover, adorable is how we roll, angel from abooooove~, status: complete, bonding tiemz, derpage, baking time is bonding time, fail!date, date night, boing boing, portugal, ukraine, and remember: don't fuck it up, be a man! do the right thing!

Don't get me wrong; I think you're all right. But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

talks_to_nisse wrote in lolocracy Mar 23, 2011 00:31

Who: Sindre and Wilm
When: Tuesday, 22 March
Where: Dos Llamas
What: An awful blind date, but a resurgence of a friendship.

( That don't impress me much )

no shit sherlock, today on all my nordics, 911 what's your emergency?, shut up and eat, 1-900-brotalk, i hate you all, so what did happen, haters gonna hate, fail!date, blind date, drama at the llama, leave me alone, hey i know you, eat your feelings, someone's gonna die today, a non-date date, don't you judge me, and remember: don't fuck it up, awkward turtle time, fml, that did not just happen, the art of bullshit, frankly my dear- i don't give a damn, status: complete, norway, i can explain!, what are you doing here?, ust, everybody loves wilm, there's this thing called murphy's law, netherlands, oh shit getcha towels ready!

First Dates, Fire Alarms and Awkward Bonding.

foundtheindies wrote in lolocracy Mar 20, 2011 15:29

Who: Afonso and Katya
When: Saturday Evening, March 19th
Where: Afonso's home
What: Nothing on tits this date could possibly go wrong, could it?

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that did not just happen, awkward bonding, fail!date, status: incomplete, forever a cod, portugal, ukraine

Love requires a bit of risk.

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Feb 18, 2011 19:34

WHO: Emi and Jared
WHEN: February 18th, Friday night
WHERE: Charleston, 4D
WHAT: Jared plans a surprise for Emi to make up for his fail. Black out ruins said surprise. Cue headache.

( But I don't think that means trying to cook in the dark. )

oh shit- we actually need a hetero tag?!, mexico's rice and beans, status: complete, iroquois nation, it's not what you think, oh god what just happened?!, fail!date, please don't kill yourself, south mexico, oh god it's dark outside, and remember: don't fuck it up

Going to get it right this time...honest!

queenlymacbeth wrote in lolocracy Jan 23, 2011 10:02

WHO: Lyndsey and Marianne
WHEN: Evening of Saturday the 22nd of January (after Marianne's blog post)
WHERE: Outside Celeste Bakery
WHAT: Proposal attempt #3487...

( Better than the other 3486 attempts? )

france, oh shit- we actually need a hetero tag?!, status: complete, scotland, !event: genderbender week, fail!flirting, fail!date, auld alliance = fail!mance, is this love or just good coffee?, you look beautiful~

Ivana's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Jan 23, 2011 01:17

WHO: Ivana and Emiliano
WHEN: January 23, Sunday afternoon
WHERE: A diner. You know, where they serve hamburgers and milkshakes and freedom fries.
WHAT: IT'S NOT A DATE. At least, that's what Emiliano thinks.

( And they're like, )

it's super effective!, oh god the memories, not a date, shenanigans!, my milkshake brings all the boys to the , awkwardness: i has it, eat your feelings, i'm not copping a feel..., fail!flirting, a non-date date, personal bubbles are good for you, south mexico, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, i'm too sexy for my shirt, this is my safety square!, ur vital regions r mine, smooth move rico suave, what are personal boundaries?, oh shit- we actually need a hetero tag?!, status: complete, i'm better let me show you how, it's not what you think, bringin' sexy back, !event: genderbender week, brown chicken brown cow, is time to get esexi, fail!date, i'm responsible i swear, russia, trotsky/kahlo = otp, it's all completely innocent here

Labour of Love

hergelaufene wrote in lolocracy Jan 18, 2011 03:30

Who: Gilbert and Elizaveta
When: January 18th
Where: Elizaveta's apartment and then some fancy ass restaurant
What: Anderson Cooper and Elizaveta go on a date. Gilbert's twenty-one year old crush finally takes a step in the right direction. Before taking three back.

( I just wanna jump from this prison of circumstance. )

anderson cooper i presume, fail!date, hungary, fluff fluff fluffity fluff, status: complete, all you need is love, prussia

"Spell: fail!date" "Definition, please?"

santorinithera wrote in lolocracy Dec 13, 2010 21:09

WHO: Kiku and Yao (with a dash of Thera at the beginning.)
WHEN: (timewarp) Sunday, December 12, 4:00pm
WHERE: Liberty Cinima
WHAT: Kiku accepts a date from 'Jet,' but soon discovers that this date might not be what he expected (or with who he expected.)

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not a date, oh god what just happened?, you have some 'splainin' to do, status: incomplete, getting to knooooow you, my life is fail, what the derp?, date night, can you feel teh ghey tonight?, make it work, we are terrible people, bonding tiemz, who the hell do you think we are!?, you won't like me when i'm angry, history won't repeat this shit, fail!date, drama at the llama, not gay just biffles, this is madness, talking is for the weak, japan, santorini, awkwardness: i has it, is this real life?, i don't get paid enough for this shit, eat your feelings, someone's gonna die today, fail!flirting, please don't kill yourself, awkward turtle time, what is this madness!?, fml, the art of bullshit, i can explain!, please don't kill me, it's not what you think, you're an idiot, unacceptable! all of this!, yao's fat ass, what are you doing here?, this never happened, disregard everything, mistaken identity, oh hell naw, china

THIS IS NOT THE SWAN LAKE

lotusvivi wrote in lolocracy Dec 01, 2010 19:27

Who: Kim and Yong Soo
When: Wednesday afternoon, December 1st
Where: Iceskating rink somewhere in Liberty
What: Kim tries iceskating again. We'll see how it goes.

( And Kim is definitely not a swan )

not a date, "hanging out", can i has hug nao?, status: incomplete, all azns are bros, bonding tiemz, awkward family moment, fail!date, a non-date date, south korea, it's a snuggleventure!, vietnam