Dear KHFanfic writers,
           It seems you need a little reminder. Organization XIII are NOBODIES. This means that they have no hearts. They have no emotions. Smutt is allowed, but love is a nada. Hearts do not exist as anything other than a goal. No one in the Organization will eveer say, "I <3 you!" It simply will not happen.
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What in God's name is this?

Script format is never ever your friend. Saying "This is set in the Organization, not my head like the others. So... yeah I'm not prego in this one either" at the start of anything is not a good idea.

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE:
"Me: O_O G-Gomennasai, Kaname-sama! I didn't mean anything by it! It just sorta came out! * ( Read more... )

( Adult men do not act like teenage girls 2: electric boogaloo )

Between trawling the anon meme, writing for the kink meme, and uni course work I haven't been spending much time reading fic -naturally first thing I do after this hiatus is visit FF.net (and am somehow surprised that I become overwhelmed with crap.)

Next I binge gender swap fic due to complete lack of sense of self-preservation.
I assure everyone ( Read more... )

"If you think Demyx has a heart, post this into your signature ( Read more... )

Fail troll fails. But there's a few tidbits from this fic I just had to share with you guys.

suddenly! a man appared! he wuz waring a black top un tite jeans. delilah gasped!he wuz so skinni he tought he wus aneroexic! he had red hair so red liek a bonfire.

teh man said, “hello, im axel, furry of teh dancin flames. got it memerozied”

Oh wow, that ( Read more... )

So, I was browsing through YouTube looking for Re:COM cutscenes (Lexaeus´s voice = <3), and found this.

I´m  not ranting about the video itself. In fact, it´s very well-done, the best Organization XIII tribute AMV i´ve seen. However, the comments...

the organization XIII doesn't deserve to die! they only wanted their hearts back!T~T

::pouts ( Read more... )

Yes, I know this has been ranted on before, but gosh am I ever sick of it, so bear with me.

So recently I've been searching the Pit for good Organization XIII genfic; maybe some missions, some snark, some in-character writing, whatever's decent. Only problem is that this sort of search seems to be amazingly fruitless...unless I'm doing something ( Read more... )

Dear fanauthor,

It's great that you're writing Lexaeus, hell it's great you even remember he exists let alone using him as a primary character in your fanfiction.
However, your prose appears to be horrendous a shade purple and reeks of bad romance novels. If you hadn't told me outright what characters you were writing I wouldn't have the foggiest who ( Read more... )

HAI THAR. The previous rant posted here just reminded me just how BADLY I wanted to rant about 411. Because, boy, there's a lot of blind rage I've been surpressing for the past, I dunno, YEAR or so about this.
I know, I never rant unless something irks me really, REALLY bad.
But hey, this is a rant comm, and that means I get to rant! FINALLY some ( Read more... )