Fandom Radio! Saturday! January 19th! 2008! Hooray!!!
I wasn't stealing it! I was borrowing it!
*muffled noises*
Ow! OW! Hey! That hurts!
*more muffled noises, including a few bangs, thumps, and thwacks*
Okay, okay, fine! I'll do it! Uh, is this the microphone? How do you turn it on? Oooooooh. Got it!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii out there, Fandom! This is Rikku and I was in here looking for treasure, and these squirrels said it's theirs and I think that's mean. So they're are mad at me now and they say I have to read the news. *pause* You're serious? Read the news?
If I do, do I get any treasure?
*muffled noises again*
HEY! QUIT IT! I WAS JUST ASKING!
SCHOOL DAYS! EXCEPT TODAY! IT WASN'T ONE!
That's right! There weren't any classes today, 'cause it's Saturday, sillies. If someone makes you go to class on Saturday, they're probably playing a trick on you. A mean one. And you shouldn't be friends with them any more, and that's that.
DORMS DAYS! THAT ONE DOESN'T WORK RIGHT AT ALL!
Here we go! Okay, so, a lot of people woke up this morning. And that's really good, you know!? If you don't wake up in the morning, you can't get your day started until afternoon! Just ask Henry! He didn't wake up until it was almost night!
So! Meg was shocked that her room is pink. Pink's an awesome color, Meg! Tamaki said that Axel shouldn't look through Reno's stuff. And he's right, stealing is totally wrong. *cough* Inothernews, Puss in Boots said it's too early, but it's never too early. Just like it's never too late. Serra thought it was too early, too, and she tried to hide under the covers. And Giselle didn't know what's going on but said it was Jack Sparrow's fault. Amber's sick, and I hope she didn't get the flu! Her roommate said she shouldn't drink - ohhhhhhh, okay, I get it now. I met my roommate today, too! Her name's Hermione and she's a little grumpy but I bet we'll get along just fine in no time. Right?
Jo woke up plastic and fell out of a huge bed. Oh, no! Is she okay?! Sam's plastic, too, and his enormous girlfriend has to get him out from the covers. Ohmigosh, Sam, try flying! It worked for me! Plastic Dean has to face a scary-huge cat but he manages to climb out of the humungous bed anyway, so way to go, Dean! It looks like nobody else was plastic, so that's good. But Teddy and Katara don't know where Chad is. At least he left them some tea.
Jimmy thought he was late for work, but d'oh, it's Saturday! Kirsten didn't like what was in her closet at all. Hoshi must not have, either, 'cause she trashed hers. More getting-ready stuff: Fiona was singing in the shower, Charlie grabbed his bass and got out, Cassandra woke up in a combat suit, and Apollo put on a uniform. Is this place military or something? Frank was checking out his room, and so was Gwen. Peter Petrelli checked his room out, too, but then he went invisible, so that's new. Padmé did her hair and put on a fancy kinda dress.
Galahad woke up in the stable with his horse, and awww, horsies are so pretty! And he decided to name it Guh-wayne ... guh-vain ... gow ... uh ....... He decided to name it Gus.
It looks like lots of people woke up in bed with somebody else. That's so cozy! Ino wanted to know what Tasuki did with Kabuto, and Tasuki said she should get lost. Whoa, harsh! Amber called Tommy a perrrr-vert, and John Shepherd freaked out 'cause when he woke up, his girlfriend was all Brooke. Hey, I'm not up on the slang. Simmons and June aren't really happy about this shared-bed-thing either? But since Simmons slept in his armor I think I'm on Jude's side. Johnny said he needed the money Savannah promised him for sleeping over. Savannah! Blankets can keep you just as warm and they're way cheaper! Serafina slapped Seely, which is way cheaper than paying, too. Chris thought Summer was a demon, 'cause of some shadow-book. Christian woke up with a hugely pregnant Alison, and whoa, nobody starts showing that fast, Christian, so I bet it's not yours at all! And River woke up Adah who's kinda sick. I hope she didn't catch Amber's flu!
Not everybody woke up grumpy, 'cause Link and AJ seem to be getting along juuuust fine. Jamie had to break it to Peter Parquah - I'm soooo not saying that right, am I? - that he's in the future. He is!? Are there neat spaceships there? Mr. Tumnus invited Willow in for tea, and she told him she's from Oom and they chatted about King Peter some. Mary took a pregnancy test - whoa, that's a bad day - and Sora wanted to know if Demyx was Demyx. Is he usually somebody else? Ino told Demyx something weird was going on, and I'm starting to think she's got a point.
Brooke got a phone call for the wrong Brooke, and then Brooke wants to know why Brooke is in Brooke's room. Whoa, I feel dizzy. Ino let a talking bird out of the room, and Eve was talking to herself. June asked her cat where they were. Maybe she should've asked the bird. Apollo wanted to know why John's hitting his head on a wall. Ino was just glad it's not another bird. Chaucer was talking to a dog, and not a bird, out in the Preserve, and then Galahad and Ga-- .. Gus stopped by. I hope they didn't mind that Chaucer was naaaaaaked.
There's a big light in the sky and it leads Simmons to Donut. Hey, that's handy. Christian has Peter Petrelli over for a beer. Careful, you don't want Amber's flu. The Boy from Oz - that's a neat title - is confused by his room, while Sen-chan was looking for Jasmine, and then found her! I love happy endings. So do Link and Christian, 'cause they got D-I-R-T-Y.
If all of that didn't convince you that this place is bonkers, a can of cooking spray and a package of Slim Jims wake up together. Um ... I'm not doubting you squirrels or anything, honest, but how could you tell?
Rath was in the fifth floor common room and he wanted some answers, here, but Eve didn't have any. They just swore at each other. At least June showed up to sing.
Mary threw up a lot in the second floor girls' bathroom. Well, if you've gotta hurl, that's the place to go! Fiona asked if it was a hangover or if she was pregnant. Hey, that explains that test. Cassandra asked where they were, and Amber thought she should puke quieter. I'm sure if she could, she would.
Also on the second floor, but not with puking, Johnny had a record player and was on the prowl. Grrr! Fiona was interested until he said she had to pay. Cassandra was still asking everybody what's going on, Kirsten couldn't find her friends, and Hoshi said she better not get replaced. Fiona totally warned Kirsten about the hooker-thing, which makes her a good friend.
Sora had his keyblade out at the Sally, because that's where weapons live. He said hi to Cassandra but she so didn't recognize him. I bet she asked him what was going on, too! I sure did, when he caught me -- uh -- checking out his belts. Serra mocked Sora's fighting style, then told Cassandra she could borrow a lightsaber for sparring. And -- uh -- she let me take a good look at one, too. That's what happened.
Back on the second floor again, which was way popular today, Christian was watching ANTM. He told Peter they must've been grabbed by someone who wants hot boys. AJ was looking for her sister, but had to crash for some snarking. Peter told AJ to keep a low profile. Stay safe. Peter's kinda paranoid, huh? Frank told AJ all about being a pilot, and then Christian asked if Marco got picked up by the heteropolice and welcomed Tasuki to Fag Island. AJ flirted some with Marco, but Tasuki freaked out at her over the tiny people in the box. Teyla and Christian talk about people walking around without a lot of clothing on, and she asked Frank if he's been drinking again. Does everybody have Amber's flu? Jen got Sen-chan's autograph, and Frank just wanted to know what they were watching. Link asked Jen why the TV was in color - because colors are pretty, Link! - and Summer wanted to know what's up with Wyatt's hair. Frank liked the color TV, too, and Christian and Link talked about casting couches. Those would have to be pretty big couches, to put on entire plays.
Up a floor! Hermione was watching MTV which was actually showing videos for once! Must've been a spin-off. She told Anathema that she's a Slytherin and made fun of The Joker's name. Anathema just wanted to get pictures. Amber said hey to everyone but Hermione just eye-rolled at her. Charlie and Amber compared class schedules, while Anathema was just happy that Amber's sane. Plastic Dean is on the hunt for his plastic brother, plastic Sam! But Hermione hasn't seen Sam, and Amber can't even see Dean at first - you see? This is the problem with being tiny. The Joker - seriously, that's his name? - and Plastic Dean threw down, while Charlie and Hermione discussed being way-awesome rockers. Hermione also told Meg she's NOT EMO, okay!? And she didn't introduce herself to Makoto, because duh, doesn't everybody know her? I do! She's my roommate!
Puss in Boots! Purring in Spanish! Which Hermione totally figured out. Amber was amazed by the talking cat, and Anathema was still all about the photographic evidence. Hermione said Peter Parquaaahaha had a cool name, and I'd agree if I could pronounce it, and Peter thought The Joker was a ... um. Witchbreed? Okay. Plastic Jo chatted with Plastic Dean, and it's a plastic invasion, 'cause then Plastic Sam showed up, hooray! The Joker poked him, Plastic Dean and his plastic brother are plastic reunited, Anathema may never let go of that camera, and Hermione kinda killed the moment by dissing Plastic Sam's hair.
Out in the Preserve late at night, Galahad and Chaucer and Gus and I'm guessing the dog, too, had a fire and a roast bunny. Ew. Inara was cranky at Galahad, who threw a knife at her, which is seriously not cool. And Mary totally went for some of the rabbit, and again, ewwwwwwww.
Fifth floor, way up high! Henry the lazybones late sleeper wanted some food, Andi hated her dress, and Coraline struck out looking for chocolate ice cream. Well, that kinda sucks. And absolute highest of all, up on the roof, Jamie made a phone call.
Okay, all these notes are making me thirsty and I am out of espresso, dang it! Don't you rodents have anything to drink!?
*muffled noises*
It smells kinda nasty but it's better than nothing. Let's try out this rum!
TOWN DAYS! I DUNNO! IT SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
Man, I thought we were done with people waking up. Someone oughta organize these chrono-ma-logically!
*muffled noises*
Ow! Hey! Knock it off! Okay, okay, I'm reading!
Clark Kent didn't know where he was, so he sent Superman to find out. And Superman found Jimmy Olsen, who was confused about a chinchilla. Maybe it's friends with the bird? Vivi and Jean-Paul were just hanging out in an apartment but they're not sure whose apartment it is. Wipe the fingerprints before you leave! The Scarecrow was sure he'd know what was going on if he had more than stuffin' in his head, Lola said it wasn't London, and Missy took off to go exploring. Nate woke up grumpy, just like my roommate!, Aly couldn't find her sister, and Fraser got Robin Sparkles' autograph. Did she sing for you!?? I love that song about the mall!!!
The President was missing his Secret Service agents, while Steve checked some sketchpads for info. Kenny guessed that he got lucky last night, but Xandir and Sen-chan don't know if they did or not. Mohinder went looking for food and the President told him this is the terrorists' fault. I thought it was Jack Sparrow's! I'm so confused! Danni and Kenny didn't know what was going on, either, but they skipped straight to making out. Woohoo!
Vala told Lord Asriel he had to pay extra for his pets. Guess they don't have that rule in the dorms? Arashi was just having coffee when War stormed in. That can't be good. Anakin got back to his room late after a bad day. That sucks! And I totally lied earlier, when I said we were done with plastic people, 'cause John Winchester woke up all plasticky and in bed with a really hot giant-lady. Whoa. Looks like Kenny's not the only one who got lucky last night.
Galahad and Gus were out on the beach, and so was Rex, the dinosaur! ... Wow, I didn't have that much rum, did I?! Leeloo whose name is really fun to say had some co-fee, and I showed her how fun espresso is! Hi Leeloo! Then Jimmy took my picture. He thought Leeloo was high. She's not that tall! Leeloo told Lust about being a supreme being - hey, that's pretty neat - and River and Leeloo danced on the tables. Pretty good morning!
George Michael told Eddie he couldn't have his nuts. Good job, George Michael. You gotta stand firm on these things. Mary daydreamed her work day away, and the Scarecrow got picked on by some crows! Jimmy got a picture and Tim asked for directions. Lust was hanging around the Trooper Station, while Superman stopped in to help out the local law enforcement. Such a stand-up guy. Apu opened Turtle and Canary, and Mary stole a pregnancy test. Hey! Stealing is wrong! *cough* The Joker stopped in for ... I'm gonna hope those are groceries?
Anakin had a big cinnamon bun - great, now I'm hungry, too - and told Cassandra that this was all probably weekend weirdness. *pause* Hey, that explains a lot! Alison interviewed Anakin, and Anakin told Frank that Frank wasn't Romeo. Sounds like Frank's kinda confused, too. Serra can't believe Anakin's teaching Ethics, and Padmé is shocked that he's not twelve.
Frank stopped in at the bank, and then I came by and ... uh, right after that, his wallet and checkbook fell out of his pockets, wow, hard luck, Frank! Adah opened the clinic in the daytime and I swooped in to check it out. And that's all, I swear. Cassandra and Mohinder had some coffee and decided they're not supposed to be here. Rath told Mohinder he's supposed to be in New York and then he ... set himself on fire. I really don't get all this slang and I need more rum. Is there more rum?
*muffled noises*
Woohoo, thanks! This'll help lots! Serra is from a temple, but she's a knight, not a nun. Thaaaaaaaat's a lot of Ns. War and Deadpool crashed into the park to totally kick each other's butts. Fight! Fight! Fight! Dr. Wilson opened the clinic for the night shift, not the day shift. Which sounds like knight shift, which it would be if Serra showed up. Hee. Heeeeeeeeeee. I like this rum.
Okay so there are barses in town? With drinkies? D'argo-with-an-apostrophe opened Caritas and lots of people showed up to drink. Lessee. June, AJ, Brooke, Charlie, John, Steve: all drinking. GOOD ON YOU! DRINKING FOR ALL! Giselle and Amber got all glarey at each other, but Danni and Charlie got all flirty and talked about the ... ew, zombies? Hang on.
*gulp!*
Doom was there, too. That's a good name. Doooooooooooooom. He 'n Amber bickered some and then him 'n Brooke did, too, 'n then he told The Flash that he totally owns the island. Sounds like a fun guy! Amber got flirty with Charlie, too, so I bet Charlie is hot with all this flirty-ness. Peter-Parquahanna thought Steve was ... Row-jaz? Roj-haaaas? This Peter guy and his names. Xandir and Danni talked about role-playing, and Brooke asked Kenny if he spoke English, while Biff and Ghanima louuuuuunged. In the louuuuuunge. Lounge, that's also a fun word to say.
I think mebbe I'm a li'l drunk? But thass okay! 'Cause I'm out of those note card thingies! And if I saw any more I'd burn 'em up! Don't you make that face at me, squirrel! I'd do it! I'm ... I'mma ... I'mma show you!
*a few thuds, and then, blissfully, SILENCE*
*muffled noises*
Ow! OW! Hey! That hurts!
*more muffled noises, including a few bangs, thumps, and thwacks*
Okay, okay, fine! I'll do it! Uh, is this the microphone? How do you turn it on? Oooooooh. Got it!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii out there, Fandom! This is Rikku and I was in here looking for treasure, and these squirrels said it's theirs and I think that's mean. So they're are mad at me now and they say I have to read the news. *pause* You're serious? Read the news?
If I do, do I get any treasure?
*muffled noises again*
HEY! QUIT IT! I WAS JUST ASKING!
SCHOOL DAYS! EXCEPT TODAY! IT WASN'T ONE!
That's right! There weren't any classes today, 'cause it's Saturday, sillies. If someone makes you go to class on Saturday, they're probably playing a trick on you. A mean one. And you shouldn't be friends with them any more, and that's that.
DORMS DAYS! THAT ONE DOESN'T WORK RIGHT AT ALL!
Here we go! Okay, so, a lot of people woke up this morning. And that's really good, you know!? If you don't wake up in the morning, you can't get your day started until afternoon! Just ask Henry! He didn't wake up until it was almost night!
So! Meg was shocked that her room is pink. Pink's an awesome color, Meg! Tamaki said that Axel shouldn't look through Reno's stuff. And he's right, stealing is totally wrong. *cough* Inothernews, Puss in Boots said it's too early, but it's never too early. Just like it's never too late. Serra thought it was too early, too, and she tried to hide under the covers. And Giselle didn't know what's going on but said it was Jack Sparrow's fault. Amber's sick, and I hope she didn't get the flu! Her roommate said she shouldn't drink - ohhhhhhh, okay, I get it now. I met my roommate today, too! Her name's Hermione and she's a little grumpy but I bet we'll get along just fine in no time. Right?
Jo woke up plastic and fell out of a huge bed. Oh, no! Is she okay?! Sam's plastic, too, and his enormous girlfriend has to get him out from the covers. Ohmigosh, Sam, try flying! It worked for me! Plastic Dean has to face a scary-huge cat but he manages to climb out of the humungous bed anyway, so way to go, Dean! It looks like nobody else was plastic, so that's good. But Teddy and Katara don't know where Chad is. At least he left them some tea.
Jimmy thought he was late for work, but d'oh, it's Saturday! Kirsten didn't like what was in her closet at all. Hoshi must not have, either, 'cause she trashed hers. More getting-ready stuff: Fiona was singing in the shower, Charlie grabbed his bass and got out, Cassandra woke up in a combat suit, and Apollo put on a uniform. Is this place military or something? Frank was checking out his room, and so was Gwen. Peter Petrelli checked his room out, too, but then he went invisible, so that's new. Padmé did her hair and put on a fancy kinda dress.
Galahad woke up in the stable with his horse, and awww, horsies are so pretty! And he decided to name it Guh-wayne ... guh-vain ... gow ... uh ....... He decided to name it Gus.
It looks like lots of people woke up in bed with somebody else. That's so cozy! Ino wanted to know what Tasuki did with Kabuto, and Tasuki said she should get lost. Whoa, harsh! Amber called Tommy a perrrr-vert, and John Shepherd freaked out 'cause when he woke up, his girlfriend was all Brooke. Hey, I'm not up on the slang. Simmons and June aren't really happy about this shared-bed-thing either? But since Simmons slept in his armor I think I'm on Jude's side. Johnny said he needed the money Savannah promised him for sleeping over. Savannah! Blankets can keep you just as warm and they're way cheaper! Serafina slapped Seely, which is way cheaper than paying, too. Chris thought Summer was a demon, 'cause of some shadow-book. Christian woke up with a hugely pregnant Alison, and whoa, nobody starts showing that fast, Christian, so I bet it's not yours at all! And River woke up Adah who's kinda sick. I hope she didn't catch Amber's flu!
Not everybody woke up grumpy, 'cause Link and AJ seem to be getting along juuuust fine. Jamie had to break it to Peter Parquah - I'm soooo not saying that right, am I? - that he's in the future. He is!? Are there neat spaceships there? Mr. Tumnus invited Willow in for tea, and she told him she's from Oom and they chatted about King Peter some. Mary took a pregnancy test - whoa, that's a bad day - and Sora wanted to know if Demyx was Demyx. Is he usually somebody else? Ino told Demyx something weird was going on, and I'm starting to think she's got a point.
Brooke got a phone call for the wrong Brooke, and then Brooke wants to know why Brooke is in Brooke's room. Whoa, I feel dizzy. Ino let a talking bird out of the room, and Eve was talking to herself. June asked her cat where they were. Maybe she should've asked the bird. Apollo wanted to know why John's hitting his head on a wall. Ino was just glad it's not another bird. Chaucer was talking to a dog, and not a bird, out in the Preserve, and then Galahad and Ga-- .. Gus stopped by. I hope they didn't mind that Chaucer was naaaaaaked.
There's a big light in the sky and it leads Simmons to Donut. Hey, that's handy. Christian has Peter Petrelli over for a beer. Careful, you don't want Amber's flu. The Boy from Oz - that's a neat title - is confused by his room, while Sen-chan was looking for Jasmine, and then found her! I love happy endings. So do Link and Christian, 'cause they got D-I-R-T-Y.
If all of that didn't convince you that this place is bonkers, a can of cooking spray and a package of Slim Jims wake up together. Um ... I'm not doubting you squirrels or anything, honest, but how could you tell?
Rath was in the fifth floor common room and he wanted some answers, here, but Eve didn't have any. They just swore at each other. At least June showed up to sing.
Mary threw up a lot in the second floor girls' bathroom. Well, if you've gotta hurl, that's the place to go! Fiona asked if it was a hangover or if she was pregnant. Hey, that explains that test. Cassandra asked where they were, and Amber thought she should puke quieter. I'm sure if she could, she would.
Also on the second floor, but not with puking, Johnny had a record player and was on the prowl. Grrr! Fiona was interested until he said she had to pay. Cassandra was still asking everybody what's going on, Kirsten couldn't find her friends, and Hoshi said she better not get replaced. Fiona totally warned Kirsten about the hooker-thing, which makes her a good friend.
Sora had his keyblade out at the Sally, because that's where weapons live. He said hi to Cassandra but she so didn't recognize him. I bet she asked him what was going on, too! I sure did, when he caught me -- uh -- checking out his belts. Serra mocked Sora's fighting style, then told Cassandra she could borrow a lightsaber for sparring. And -- uh -- she let me take a good look at one, too. That's what happened.
Back on the second floor again, which was way popular today, Christian was watching ANTM. He told Peter they must've been grabbed by someone who wants hot boys. AJ was looking for her sister, but had to crash for some snarking. Peter told AJ to keep a low profile. Stay safe. Peter's kinda paranoid, huh? Frank told AJ all about being a pilot, and then Christian asked if Marco got picked up by the heteropolice and welcomed Tasuki to Fag Island. AJ flirted some with Marco, but Tasuki freaked out at her over the tiny people in the box. Teyla and Christian talk about people walking around without a lot of clothing on, and she asked Frank if he's been drinking again. Does everybody have Amber's flu? Jen got Sen-chan's autograph, and Frank just wanted to know what they were watching. Link asked Jen why the TV was in color - because colors are pretty, Link! - and Summer wanted to know what's up with Wyatt's hair. Frank liked the color TV, too, and Christian and Link talked about casting couches. Those would have to be pretty big couches, to put on entire plays.
Up a floor! Hermione was watching MTV which was actually showing videos for once! Must've been a spin-off. She told Anathema that she's a Slytherin and made fun of The Joker's name. Anathema just wanted to get pictures. Amber said hey to everyone but Hermione just eye-rolled at her. Charlie and Amber compared class schedules, while Anathema was just happy that Amber's sane. Plastic Dean is on the hunt for his plastic brother, plastic Sam! But Hermione hasn't seen Sam, and Amber can't even see Dean at first - you see? This is the problem with being tiny. The Joker - seriously, that's his name? - and Plastic Dean threw down, while Charlie and Hermione discussed being way-awesome rockers. Hermione also told Meg she's NOT EMO, okay!? And she didn't introduce herself to Makoto, because duh, doesn't everybody know her? I do! She's my roommate!
Puss in Boots! Purring in Spanish! Which Hermione totally figured out. Amber was amazed by the talking cat, and Anathema was still all about the photographic evidence. Hermione said Peter Parquaaahaha had a cool name, and I'd agree if I could pronounce it, and Peter thought The Joker was a ... um. Witchbreed? Okay. Plastic Jo chatted with Plastic Dean, and it's a plastic invasion, 'cause then Plastic Sam showed up, hooray! The Joker poked him, Plastic Dean and his plastic brother are plastic reunited, Anathema may never let go of that camera, and Hermione kinda killed the moment by dissing Plastic Sam's hair.
Out in the Preserve late at night, Galahad and Chaucer and Gus and I'm guessing the dog, too, had a fire and a roast bunny. Ew. Inara was cranky at Galahad, who threw a knife at her, which is seriously not cool. And Mary totally went for some of the rabbit, and again, ewwwwwwww.
Fifth floor, way up high! Henry the lazybones late sleeper wanted some food, Andi hated her dress, and Coraline struck out looking for chocolate ice cream. Well, that kinda sucks. And absolute highest of all, up on the roof, Jamie made a phone call.
Okay, all these notes are making me thirsty and I am out of espresso, dang it! Don't you rodents have anything to drink!?
*muffled noises*
It smells kinda nasty but it's better than nothing. Let's try out this rum!
TOWN DAYS! I DUNNO! IT SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
Man, I thought we were done with people waking up. Someone oughta organize these chrono-ma-logically!
*muffled noises*
Ow! Hey! Knock it off! Okay, okay, I'm reading!
Clark Kent didn't know where he was, so he sent Superman to find out. And Superman found Jimmy Olsen, who was confused about a chinchilla. Maybe it's friends with the bird? Vivi and Jean-Paul were just hanging out in an apartment but they're not sure whose apartment it is. Wipe the fingerprints before you leave! The Scarecrow was sure he'd know what was going on if he had more than stuffin' in his head, Lola said it wasn't London, and Missy took off to go exploring. Nate woke up grumpy, just like my roommate!, Aly couldn't find her sister, and Fraser got Robin Sparkles' autograph. Did she sing for you!?? I love that song about the mall!!!
The President was missing his Secret Service agents, while Steve checked some sketchpads for info. Kenny guessed that he got lucky last night, but Xandir and Sen-chan don't know if they did or not. Mohinder went looking for food and the President told him this is the terrorists' fault. I thought it was Jack Sparrow's! I'm so confused! Danni and Kenny didn't know what was going on, either, but they skipped straight to making out. Woohoo!
Vala told Lord Asriel he had to pay extra for his pets. Guess they don't have that rule in the dorms? Arashi was just having coffee when War stormed in. That can't be good. Anakin got back to his room late after a bad day. That sucks! And I totally lied earlier, when I said we were done with plastic people, 'cause John Winchester woke up all plasticky and in bed with a really hot giant-lady. Whoa. Looks like Kenny's not the only one who got lucky last night.
Galahad and Gus were out on the beach, and so was Rex, the dinosaur! ... Wow, I didn't have that much rum, did I?! Leeloo whose name is really fun to say had some co-fee, and I showed her how fun espresso is! Hi Leeloo! Then Jimmy took my picture. He thought Leeloo was high. She's not that tall! Leeloo told Lust about being a supreme being - hey, that's pretty neat - and River and Leeloo danced on the tables. Pretty good morning!
George Michael told Eddie he couldn't have his nuts. Good job, George Michael. You gotta stand firm on these things. Mary daydreamed her work day away, and the Scarecrow got picked on by some crows! Jimmy got a picture and Tim asked for directions. Lust was hanging around the Trooper Station, while Superman stopped in to help out the local law enforcement. Such a stand-up guy. Apu opened Turtle and Canary, and Mary stole a pregnancy test. Hey! Stealing is wrong! *cough* The Joker stopped in for ... I'm gonna hope those are groceries?
Anakin had a big cinnamon bun - great, now I'm hungry, too - and told Cassandra that this was all probably weekend weirdness. *pause* Hey, that explains a lot! Alison interviewed Anakin, and Anakin told Frank that Frank wasn't Romeo. Sounds like Frank's kinda confused, too. Serra can't believe Anakin's teaching Ethics, and Padmé is shocked that he's not twelve.
Frank stopped in at the bank, and then I came by and ... uh, right after that, his wallet and checkbook fell out of his pockets, wow, hard luck, Frank! Adah opened the clinic in the daytime and I swooped in to check it out. And that's all, I swear. Cassandra and Mohinder had some coffee and decided they're not supposed to be here. Rath told Mohinder he's supposed to be in New York and then he ... set himself on fire. I really don't get all this slang and I need more rum. Is there more rum?
*muffled noises*
Woohoo, thanks! This'll help lots! Serra is from a temple, but she's a knight, not a nun. Thaaaaaaaat's a lot of Ns. War and Deadpool crashed into the park to totally kick each other's butts. Fight! Fight! Fight! Dr. Wilson opened the clinic for the night shift, not the day shift. Which sounds like knight shift, which it would be if Serra showed up. Hee. Heeeeeeeeeee. I like this rum.
Okay so there are barses in town? With drinkies? D'argo-with-an-apostrophe opened Caritas and lots of people showed up to drink. Lessee. June, AJ, Brooke, Charlie, John, Steve: all drinking. GOOD ON YOU! DRINKING FOR ALL! Giselle and Amber got all glarey at each other, but Danni and Charlie got all flirty and talked about the ... ew, zombies? Hang on.
*gulp!*
Doom was there, too. That's a good name. Doooooooooooooom. He 'n Amber bickered some and then him 'n Brooke did, too, 'n then he told The Flash that he totally owns the island. Sounds like a fun guy! Amber got flirty with Charlie, too, so I bet Charlie is hot with all this flirty-ness. Peter-Parquahanna thought Steve was ... Row-jaz? Roj-haaaas? This Peter guy and his names. Xandir and Danni talked about role-playing, and Brooke asked Kenny if he spoke English, while Biff and Ghanima louuuuuunged. In the louuuuuunge. Lounge, that's also a fun word to say.
I think mebbe I'm a li'l drunk? But thass okay! 'Cause I'm out of those note card thingies! And if I saw any more I'd burn 'em up! Don't you make that face at me, squirrel! I'd do it! I'm ... I'mma ... I'mma show you!
*a few thuds, and then, blissfully, SILENCE*