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fakingsincerity Aug 07, 2007 15:17

Towards the end of the Saturday night party in Versailles for Poultry Days, I stumbled over to a campfire, sat down next to the hottest chick there, and started heckling everyone in sight. Eventually I decided that I was sober enough to move and suddenly VERY HUNGRY- therefore she should bring me to her van (which I had learned contained Teddy ( Read more... )

katie/charlie, justin, poultry days, cock 'n' awe

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fakingsincerity Jul 16, 2007 13:45

Couple quick things worth a brief note in the annals of my livejournal history ( Read more... )

I've got a secret, I've been hiding, under my skin!

fakingsincerity Jul 02, 2007 16:57

As promised:

My fantastic duck costumes, on which I worked so very hard.

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chick's inflatable, autopictography, poultry days

I can see myself tearing up the road, faster! than any other boy has ever gone

fakingsincerity Jun 15, 2007 13:19

So I'm at my grandmother's house on the cape (the one that no longer exists because of eminent domain) and I'm through talking to people inside, so I head out and hop on a family member's motorcycle parked out front to practice riding for when I get my own. I don't have a permit yet, but I figure it's back from the main road and not that well ( Read more... )

dreams, motorcycles

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fakingsincerity Jun 13, 2007 13:36

So I'm trying to rub one out and like 50 people start IMing me to ask me inane things about "how I am" or "what's up." Shannon, though, gets right to the point ( Read more... )

shannon, alex, masturbation

My brain cavity's enormous; my left hemisphere alone harnesses all of the 7 chakras

fakingsincerity Jun 12, 2007 14:26

Not sure how I feel that right now a "productive day" to me involves 2 hours of effort in the morning and 2 hours of "effort" in the evening. Might consider getting a job again or something. Perhaps become like Fife and do something noble and not-for-profit ( Read more... )

woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer

fakingsincerity Jun 11, 2007 23:16

back from Ohio: WOW, niice ( Read more... )

quack to the future, binges, poultry days, cock 'n' awe

you can fall for pretty strangers, and the promises they hold

fakingsincerity Jun 06, 2007 00:58

time is going by so quickly, I don't even know what's going on. All I know is that I'm making the most out of my playtime and really continuing to ignore any serious "future" business, making and tossing plans like they were paper airplanes. Feeling the best I've felt since quitting poker ( Read more... )

molly, disc, time, poultry days, costumes

I've got to gorge myself to make up for all this abuse to my body

fakingsincerity Jun 04, 2007 20:35

hahaha we just turned the spinning and yoga classes into a gigantic sausagefest.

chuckwagon, geminism, spinning, yoga

hello i am matt benedksaduhaodsb

fakingsincerity May 31, 2007 12:17

so... theres this awesome girl. her name is caela. shes just so cool. thought everyone needed to know.

ps. being left handed is stupidUm hmm so I don't remember the exact wording, but I took it to understand that I wasn't allowed to "post" a livejournal entry about last night. I am pretty sure, though, that I've found a loophole in that I ( Read more... )