Towards the end of the Saturday night party in Versailles for Poultry Days, I stumbled over to a campfire, sat down next to the hottest chick there, and started heckling everyone in sight. Eventually I decided that I was sober enough to move and suddenly VERY HUNGRY- therefore she should bring me to her van (which I had learned contained Teddy ( Read more... )

I'm bad at road trips, I think. I learn a new lesson every time- don't go 100 around steep turns expect the policeman to believe you when you say your tire blew out and that the passenger was really the driver, don't flash cash at the AAA guy who really wants a new toolbox, don't EVER go through Lake George Village for any reason whatsoever from ( Read more... )

July 4, 1999. Unimpressed with our everyday routine, Justin, Manu and I sneak into a parade between two fire trucks and do acrobatic tricks until one of the guys behind us gives us candy to throw at the crowd. The ensuing fame gave Justin and I a real shot for our mayorial bid, until we learned of the age restrictions involved.


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