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So I'm trying to rub one out and like 50 people start IMing me to ask me inane things about "how I am" or "what's up." Shannon, though, gets right to the point.
Shana1485: yo
ExperimentalMint: sup
Shana1485: is alex's last name powell?
ExperimentalMint: yep
Shana1485: oo.
ExperimentalMint: why
Shana1485: well
Shana1485: my bff from maine was visiting over the weekend
Shana1485: and somehow the topic of childhood best friends came up
Shana1485: and as it turns out, alex was her best friend growing up
ExperimentalMint: what's her name?
Shana1485: erin
Shana1485: it was soo weird.
ExperimentalMint: hm
ExperimentalMint: yeah that's pretty weird
Shana1485: we were talking about it and she was like, "yeah she goes to bennington now etc etc"
Shana1485: and i was like, "wait. does she play violin?!"
ExperimentalMint: hahaha
ExperimentalMint: good call
ExperimentalMint: "this dude I met online totally hooked up with her"
Shana1485: well i remembered you mentioning that she was from maine one time, so i just pieced it all together
Shana1485: haha yeah basically
Shana1485: i was stunned for about 12 seconds
Shana1485: and then i laughed bc she totally blew you off
ExperimentalMint: yeah :-(
Anyone have a good "I'm masturbating, don't make me wistful with reminders of the past" away message?
Shana1485: yo
ExperimentalMint: sup
Shana1485: is alex's last name powell?
ExperimentalMint: yep
Shana1485: oo.
ExperimentalMint: why
Shana1485: well
Shana1485: my bff from maine was visiting over the weekend
Shana1485: and somehow the topic of childhood best friends came up
Shana1485: and as it turns out, alex was her best friend growing up
ExperimentalMint: what's her name?
Shana1485: erin
Shana1485: it was soo weird.
ExperimentalMint: hm
ExperimentalMint: yeah that's pretty weird
Shana1485: we were talking about it and she was like, "yeah she goes to bennington now etc etc"
Shana1485: and i was like, "wait. does she play violin?!"
ExperimentalMint: hahaha
ExperimentalMint: good call
ExperimentalMint: "this dude I met online totally hooked up with her"
Shana1485: well i remembered you mentioning that she was from maine one time, so i just pieced it all together
Shana1485: haha yeah basically
Shana1485: i was stunned for about 12 seconds
Shana1485: and then i laughed bc she totally blew you off
ExperimentalMint: yeah :-(
Anyone have a good "I'm masturbating, don't make me wistful with reminders of the past" away message?