I can see myself tearing up the road, faster! than any other boy has ever gone

[fakingsincerity]

So I'm at my grandmother's house on the cape (the one that no longer exists because of eminent domain) and I'm through talking to people inside, so I head out and hop on a family member's motorcycle parked out front to practice riding for when I get my own. I don't have a permit yet, but I figure it's back from the main road and not that well

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The horse was called Guy-Guy but I always messed up and called it Man-Man...

[crackwhore_o]

When I was really little
I rode motorcycles and horses around my neighborhood which went around in a circle.
I think I did those things like every day or something.
I don't understand why life has to change.

[fakingsincerity]

so what you're saying is that I should paint my bike to look like my favorite My Little Pony?
Hmm.

[crackwhore_o]

the 1st one. the other one looks like really submissive. not right for a motorcycle.

how dare you talk about baby lickety-split that way :(

[fakingsincerity]

an ice cream cone looks submissive?? and here I thought it would be a better choice with which to cruise around middle schools and pick up chicks.

[mybrokndollbaby]

you should talk to my friend erik.
oh and you should also not kill yourself.
yeah... not on a bike at least.

[fakingsincerity]

how would you suggest I kill myself instead

[mybrokndollbaby]

smother yourself.
with... love?

[lostmecookie]

Wait a second, did you just call yourself fat?
p.s. Matt, you motor boatin' son of a bitch.