I've never been to the beach so much babe ( Read more... )

Sometimes I just wish polar bears weren't drowning ( Read more... )

The real truth is that life is probably not even all about staying up until 8:30 in the morning drinking sparks and eating donuts out of the trash, but I don't know if there is anything very much better to do ( Read more... )

"I was totally clueless ( Read more... )

I have to make like five million things out of clay and sew together a jacket and put images on the jacket and make puppets and do all this stuffffff and it doesn't even matter because I just got so much food fromt he Grasshopper and now I am so full and there is still some left and it is so windy that no things can go on tonight and also I control ( Read more... )

Some guy who was on a musical tour from Tennessee talked to me in the store today. I somehow brought up how much I like pigs and he was giving me a kind of weird look so I figured he just must be one of those assholes who doesn't really like pigs or something. But after awhile I asked him what his band was called and he said it was called Landon ( Read more... )

Hookah Storm is the coolest name ever devised by a 3-year-old... or ANYONE ( Read more... )

THE PEN I AM USING FOR THIS MONTH IS RUN OTUTU ( Read more... )

Petey Pablo knows where the action is ( Read more... )

This planet is so amazing. No one is in love and everyone feels a little uncomfortable when they touch someone ACCIDENTALLY OR ON PURPOSE? I mean that's the real question ( Read more... )