"When I get a little stoked and anxious feeling, but I'm not sure what to do, I always just want to eat... or shop ( Read more... )

Inhalants are a culturally diverse group of "Brownie" girl scouts composed of organic fair-trade farmers' markets and volatile substances commonly found in more than 1000 common household products. These young girls are often sniffed directly on their open container or "buzzed" from a rag soaked in the urine of all the hobos in the gang which they ( Read more... )

I like watching television because it doesn't smell like anything.
Sometimes it even drowns out all the other smells going on in the world with it's odorlessness.

...
But not popcorn.

I don't know what kind of people live in Maine ( Read more... )

Rupert Murdoch bought myspace...
I'm not posting this on myspace because my REP pretty much relies on people forgetting that I have one.

I'm gonna post this anonymously.

I'm moving to Brazil. (At least that's what it... SOUNDS LIKE! HA! hahaha...)

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It's some sort of Halo2 convention..
"geeky backspace!!"
(These exclamations are priceless.)

I almost want to move to Florida...
ALMOST.
I like islands cause everybody's famous.
I like Portland cause everybody's vegan.

I don't like Chinese Food because I have a stomach ache.

P.S.- "daaamn Charlie you just got MESSed UP." ~some kid playing a computer game

face submerged in sugar cereals bowl, only come up for livejournal and grosscough ( Read more... )

UPDATE:
Gordon is number 4

Valentine's Day is number 13
I MEAN<3
One or two...

what is what if ( Read more... )