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Now with added tooth pieces!
It's time for more stories full of fun and grammar mistakes ( Read more... ) -
STORY TIME, again
When I was about 6, I woke up one mothers day morning and tried to find something great to give my mother. I found this amazing looking stick. But it just didn't look good enough to give to "my" mother, in it's current state. I decided it needed to be bark free. Then it would be a grand present ( Read more... ) -
It's been a while...
Well, people are bugging me to make another entry. So I'll just tell a little story ( Read more... ) -
Texas... Fever
Dreaming a dream, a perfect dream... Then you hear "MY FUCKING NUTS!!" Opening your eyes and gazing towards the hallway you notice someone falling into the fetal position and holding his groin.
"It was your pants wasn't it?..." I say with an omniscient confidence.
"Yeah, but I usually don't sit while wearing these. Oh my god, this fucking ( Read more... ) -
The BIG day (not The Big Cake[the first book i ever read{yes i have read a book}])
Today I actually have to do something final about the moving plans. Calling my human resources department and give them my notice. It's not all set in stone when I am leaving or anything, but the sooner the better probably. It's looking like no earlier than Nov 1st. However, I might stay a little longer, depending on how nice I am to my ( Read more... ) -
I'm going to the rivers of Babylon, it's going to be awsome, let's go.
It's time to stop pussy footing around. I know lots of things I want to do, want to change about myself and learn. In fact, I have known this stuff for quite a long time now. After listening to D.D. for about 5 hours today and practicing some dance steps and yoga, it's finally time. -
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No more fat kids "EVER AGAIN!"
We have finally found out why, all of a sudden, America's children are fat! After countless studies, genetic testing and blaming fast food restaurants, parents have found the culprit they have eagerly been waiting for. To my awing bewilderment, it wasn't due to bad parenting ( Read more... )