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Online Dating Profiles. Ur Doin It Wrong.
The dating sites keep sending these to entice me to re-sign. I keep saving them in a draft email because if anything they tell me to keep my money in my pocket!
Smart, witty, sarcastic....And that is just the beginning.
I am the social butterfly of the group, I am known as the guy with the game show host charisma and entertain my friends with ( Read more... ) -
The Most Blah Week Ever
So I was thinking about heading to LIONE to script this weekend rather than spend it all alone. Being already depressed about the way things have shaken out for me, I was thinking that a solid weekend of alone-time probably wouldn't be the greatest thing ever for my psyche. Unfortunately, rides and stuff just didn't work out for me (I have to work ( Read more... ) -
Verdict's In, and the Defendant Won't Like It
So I waited as patiently as I knew how to see what New Guy would decide. He felt confused and all that and wanted a few days of radio silence to think. I gave it to him, and he called me tonight. And just like that... it's over. No fight, no obvious problem, just a moment of doubt that led to two and three and four, and then... he doesn't want to ( Read more... ) -
Blog Changes and Secret Inner Thoughts. Woo?
Yeah, so, my blog is different?
It's marked as basically PG-14. I think that's appropriate. Will I don't go into graphic detail about buttsecks, I think my themes are strong enough to warrant a little "ya sure?" before you come and find out about Fleshlight Guy.
Second, the name has changed? Snuh? I originally intended for it to be Enthymeme, but ( Read more... ) -
Basic News
Random stuff that's going on in my life. Rant-free!
So, when I started this job I knew that my responsibility would increase. That has started, and my boss told me my pay would be increasing as well as I do more work. I'm super excited about that (who can't use more money?) and I think it will help me get into a better position. I still owe dough to ( Read more... ) -
Random Thoughts About LIONE
I feel so viciously conflicted about LIONE these days.
Part of me is very lonely out here on the island, not seeing people at LIONE, not really doing much at all. That part of me misses laughing with the myriad folks at LIONE, misses friendships that have been neglected since this job/home/moving mess began. That part of me is a huge part, and is ( Read more... ) -
You Can't Roleplay Your Way Through Life
That's what he said, and I felt some tears sting my eyes.
First dates usually suck, and are awkward, and I inevitably say something really asinine. So there I was this evening, on a first date, having made some new pledges to myself that I had kept, all night.
I would be myself as entirely as was appropriate. (You know, goofy, but not picking my ( Read more... ) -
His Profile Headline Should Be : I'm Stuck Up And In The Closet
I am not kidding that I just got this profile. Word for word, here it is:
Everything or Nothing
I'm a good date. I like to talk and I'm a good listener. I enjoy meeting new people and I can have discourse on any subject, haute culture or pop culture. I detest the idea of having to market myself on match.com, but dating is the most ( Read more... ) -
More Profile Snippets -- Yes, people really do post these
Here are some snippets from some of the funnier profiles I've gotten lately:
...I'm looking for someone who is also good hearted without any hidden agendas...someone attractive. I don't have a particular type of female...I'm attracted to many different types of female...its all in the eyes of the beholder. Someone who likes to conversate and is ( Read more... )
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