Verdict's In, and the Defendant Won't Like It

[enthymeme]

So I waited as patiently as I knew how to see what New Guy would decide. He felt confused and all that and wanted a few days of radio silence to think. I gave it to him, and he called me tonight. And just like that... it's over. No fight, no obvious problem, just a moment of doubt that led to two and three and four, and then... he doesn't want to

Comments

[anonymous]

New Guy, Just Like The Old Guys? (NGJLTOG)

Okay, not very catchy.

Tori

[enthymeme]

*dies*

At least my love life is so fucking preposterous I can laugh about it. If I wasn't laughing, I'd still be crying.

[yammermoon]

SSDG

Same shit, different guy.

[enthymeme]

Yeah... Unreal. I'm the common denominator though, so it's obviously something I'm doing.

*sees if math can solve this problem*