More Profile Snippets -- Yes, people really do post these

Jul 02, 2008 20:55

Here are some snippets from some of the funnier profiles I've gotten lately:

...I'm looking for someone who is also good hearted without any hidden agendas...someone attractive. I don't have a particular type of female...I'm attracted to many different types of female...its all in the eyes of the beholder. Someone who likes to conversate and is ( Read more... )

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And another thing! enthymeme July 3 2008, 01:41:24 UTC
As a PS ...

Answering those fuckin' form questions is really starting to tweak me out. Tonight I got "what are you most grateful for" YET AGAIN and I thought my head would explode. So I decided to write something kind of twisted and see if it doesn't scare the bastard away for good. If he isn't scared, then maybe there's hope.

But probably not.

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rareink July 3 2008, 12:30:41 UTC
I conversated twice last night. It was wonderful!

Mr. Man's Man later cops to self esteem issues. And I'm pretty sure that using the word "stench" in your profile is never a good idea.

I think that last guy is a winner. He wants somebody grounded, slightly better than "meh" on intellengents, and fun. But he also wants someone different than him... attractive, for starters. It'd also be good if she was fun and slightly better than "meh" on the smarts. But you know, different than him. By the way, yes, music is important to him, and he plays guitar...just not well enough to make a living at it, which is why he's learning computers and advancing to a better career. He'll be a sugar daddy in no time! You're a fool if you pass this guy up.

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Hey! I've got one. anonymous July 3 2008, 13:12:38 UTC
Hi there! I'm all things to all people!

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