I take back what I said about Mondays. I might hate Tuesdays more. Tuesday is a tease. One day later into the week, but no closer to the weekend ( Read more... )

This is my... fifth attempt in a number of weeks to update. It nevers fails that something happens to fuck up the process. The machine I'm on crashes. I get caught up in working on something else. I don't like where something is going. I begin to reflect on how much of a loser I am ( Read more... )

I have a special place in my heart for Mondays. While I loathe them, the realization that I'll have to work for the next five days doesn't really set until Wednesday evening. By which time I'll already have worked three days ( Read more... )

Is this... two updates in two days? I must really be in "the zone". Or I would be if I was a professional athlete. Instead I'm "fucking bored", which nets the same results but no MVP status ( Read more... )

I have had two three day weekends in a row, so I'm now well rested for the full week of coming into work and not making a whole lot of money. I guess I could be unemployed and selling off everything I own except for a change of clothes and my computer. I guarantee someone out there is doing that right now. In fact I know they are, because I have ( Read more... )

Its official everyone. I talked to a police officer this morning, and he told me that every single rule in place is only there to piss of the general public. Traffic lights? Bullshit, just plow right through them when they're red. If you don't feel like going at green, don't! Lanes and turn signals are merely formalities. Also feel free to sue ( Read more... )

My house reeks like fucking Kool Aid. Imagine for a minute you cut open a packet of Kool Aid mix and cut it up with a razor blade into big, fat lines. With all your lines in a row, you snorted all the Kool Aid. Thats pretty much what its like walking into the house ( Read more... )

It's true. I hate driving with everyone. Its gotten to the point where I don't trust 95% of the people behind the wheel any more. While I may have some bizarre deathwish, I would rather NOT die at the hands of some 40 year old woman driving a silver PT Cruiser, while on cell phone AND driving the wrong way down a one-way street ( Read more... )

Fantastic. I'm glad I've not bothered to throw myself in front of a large truck or swallow every pill in the house. Otherwise I'd never have lived to be such a gigantic loser! Oh my! A college education and no real job? I'M GLAD I WAS AROUND FOR ALL OF THIS. Everyone else is married, dating, or has kids? I hope I die alone. And soon. How about that ( Read more... )

Where they hell have I been for the past month? Oh yeah, reading and working hard on not having a social life. I also got a Mac Mini which I could barely afford. I left the house for things other than work about once. Why is it I bother waking up again? The small pay checks and social isolation! Good times ( Read more... )