SO.

I've been living on staffroom coffee for the last few weeks, cos my shitty secondhand Goodwill coffee maker died ala fail heating element. So recently I bought a new coffee maker - a nice, new, PRICEY thing. Fuck yeah Christmas money.

BUT

I just tried to make hot water for tea in it AND IT TASTED LIKE PLASTIC CHEMICAL GROSS. I washed the entire ( Read more... )

doop a doop a doop drivin' along

This is not rain so much as a very determined fog -

JESUS CHRIST LOOK OUT FOR THAT ELK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

...

WHY DID I NAME MY CAR FULLMETAL

WHY

(No, I did not hit the elk. It was a fully-grown male elk and I probably would not be here to type this if I hadn't hit the brakes in time, but I still about pissed my ( Read more... )

FIVE THIRTY ARRIVE AT POST OFFICE. NO FUN MAIL, JUST BILLS.

IT IS SNOWING OUT BUT NOT STICKING, SO IT'S COLD AND MISERABLE WITH NO PAYOFF.

FIVE MINUTES LATER ARRIVE AT HOME.

REALIZE SOMETHING IS MISSING.

AND

SHITFUCKPISSDAMN I LEFT MY WRITING NOTEBOOK AT WORK

MY WRITING NOTEBOOK WITH ALL MY FANDOM SHIT

SHIT
SHIT
SHIT

okay so there's nothing TOO questionable ( Read more... )

Every family in every town in every country on every continent has one. It’s a cabinet, not particularly odd, not out of place. The paint was peeling a bit on the corners and the knob was a bit loose. The inside smelled like dust and the paint wasn’t the same as the kitchen walls.

You hid in there once during a game of hide ‘n’ seek.

No one told ( Read more... )

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( Ten hours of this daily. Ten hours. )

I AM THANKFUL FOR MY WEIRD FRIENDS:

( this is what happens when you facebook chat late at night )

Part two of two. All pics are unedited and compressed for facebook - I'll get around to posting the nice finished pieces eventually. Get back to me when I've actually gotten around to editing ANY of these :B

( cut for LOTS of pics - 16 in all )

Part one of two, possibly three or four. Dunno, it's a lot of pics in all. All pics are unedited and compressed for facebook - I'll get around to posting the nice finished pieces eventually. Get back to me when I've actually gotten around to editing ANY of these :B

( cut for LOTS of pics )

SNOW

SNOW EVERYWHERE

IT'S LIKE A GODDAMN WINTER WONDERLAND OUT THERE