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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
(from here)
HOQUIAM, Wash. - Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
The attacker was apparently looking for his ( Read more... ) -
feesh
People out here fish. One of the most popular food fish here is lingcod.
People call them "lings" and inevitably, this is all I can think:
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two thoughts on Olympia
-Every time I drive to Olympia, when I pass by the freeway exit for the Automall, I always misread it as "Automail." Always. And every time when I realize my mistake I am left feeling disappointed and disillusioned with life.
-FUCKING ROUNDABOUTS.. Olympia has *dozens* of roundabouts and I hate hate hate driving in the cursed things. My vicious, ( Read more... ) -
Fruit Soup with Eyeballs
(recipe courtesy of one of my first graders)
Fruit Soup with Eyeballs
From the kitchen of [redacted] Serves 10
INGREDIENTS:
1 cup blueberries Some kiwis
2 cups of lime juice Some strawberries
Some eyeballs Some cantaloupe
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D:
DISTURBING FACT OF THE MONTH:
Yesterday, I learned that my fifth graders get more than I do.
D:
(an actually semi-worthwhile post coming soon. Anticlimactic tsunami story!)
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SO.
I've been living on staffroom coffee for the last few weeks, cos my shitty secondhand Goodwill coffee maker died ala fail heating element. So recently I bought a new coffee maker - a nice, new, PRICEY thing. Fuck yeah Christmas money.
BUT
I just tried to make hot water for tea in it AND IT TASTED LIKE PLASTIC CHEMICAL GROSS. I washed the entire ( Read more... ) -
I should just rename this journal "Misadventures In My Disaster-Prone Car" and be done with it
doop a doop a doop drivin' along
This is not rain so much as a very determined fog -
JESUS CHRIST LOOK OUT FOR THAT ELK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
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WHY DID I NAME MY CAR FULLMETAL
WHY
(No, I did not hit the elk. It was a fully-grown male elk and I probably would not be here to type this if I hadn't hit the brakes in time, but I still about pissed my ( Read more... ) -
in happier news: FMA Jokepasta I forgot to post on Halloween
Every family in every town in every country on every continent has one. It’s a cabinet, not particularly odd, not out of place. The paint was peeling a bit on the corners and the knob was a bit loose. The inside smelled like dust and the paint wasn’t the same as the kitchen walls.
You hid in there once during a game of hide ‘n’ seek.
No one told ( Read more... )
