in happier news: FMA Jokepasta I forgot to post on Halloween
Every family in every town in every country on every continent has one. It’s a cabinet, not particularly odd, not out of place. The paint was peeling a bit on the corners and the knob was a bit loose. The inside smelled like dust and the paint wasn’t the same as the kitchen walls.
You hid in there once during a game of hide ‘n’ seek.
No one told you it doesn’t open back into your reality. Don’t worry, you can’t tell the difference.
But everyone misses you.
My immediate response:
Alfons regretted loaning it to him when midway through the book of scary stories, Edward underwent an existential crisis, drank himself into a stupor, and locked himself inside the cabinet under the kitchen sink for a week.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
You hid in there once during a game of hide ‘n’ seek.
No one told you it doesn’t open back into your reality. Don’t worry, you can’t tell the difference.
But everyone misses you.
My immediate response:
Alfons regretted loaning it to him when midway through the book of scary stories, Edward underwent an existential crisis, drank himself into a stupor, and locked himself inside the cabinet under the kitchen sink for a week.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D