I should just rename this journal "Misadventures In My Disaster-Prone Car" and be done with it
doop a doop a doop drivin' along
This is not rain so much as a very determined fog -
JESUS CHRIST LOOK OUT FOR THAT ELK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
...
WHY DID I NAME MY CAR FULLMETAL
WHY
(No, I did not hit the elk. It was a fully-grown male elk and I probably would not be here to type this if I hadn't hit the brakes in time, but I still about pissed my pants :B)
This is not rain so much as a very determined fog -
JESUS CHRIST LOOK OUT FOR THAT ELK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
...
WHY DID I NAME MY CAR FULLMETAL
WHY
(No, I did not hit the elk. It was a fully-grown male elk and I probably would not be here to type this if I hadn't hit the brakes in time, but I still about pissed my pants :B)