two thoughts on Olympia
-Every time I drive to Olympia, when I pass by the freeway exit for the Automall, I always misread it as "Automail." Always. And every time when I realize my mistake I am left feeling disappointed and disillusioned with life.
-FUCKING ROUNDABOUTS.. Olympia has *dozens* of roundabouts and I hate hate hate driving in the cursed things. My vicious, blind hatred towards them cannot be properly transcribed into words. They are the devil's magic.
And that's how I decided: Roundabouts were invented by Crowley.
(from Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, which if you haven't read already you should go read right now)
BONUS, UNRELATED:
-Fifth grade boy-child at my school: that hand signal means "big one." It is innuendo. You are aware of this. Yet you continue to use it at school. Stop it. YOU ARE A FIFTH GRADE BOY. You do not have a "big one" and even if you did, no one would want any, BECAUSE YOU ARE A FIFTH GRADE BOY.
-FUCKING ROUNDABOUTS.. Olympia has *dozens* of roundabouts and I hate hate hate driving in the cursed things. My vicious, blind hatred towards them cannot be properly transcribed into words. They are the devil's magic.
And that's how I decided: Roundabouts were invented by Crowley.
(from Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, which if you haven't read already you should go read right now)
BONUS, UNRELATED:
-Fifth grade boy-child at my school: that hand signal means "big one." It is innuendo. You are aware of this. Yet you continue to use it at school. Stop it. YOU ARE A FIFTH GRADE BOY. You do not have a "big one" and even if you did, no one would want any, BECAUSE YOU ARE A FIFTH GRADE BOY.