TGIF

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"He cutted!"

"I hafta pee!"

"My tummy hurts!"

"She's touching me!"

"He called me a crybaby!"

"Teacher?"

"I gotta go potty!"

"She's STILL touching me!!!"

"He told me he was gonna kill me!"

"Teacherrrr?!?"

"I fell on my knee in recess and now it hurts, and I NEED TO GO TO THE NURSE. RIGHT NOW."

"He's sitting in my chair!"

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

"He's in the wrong line!"

"She was being mean to me!"

"Can I have more snack?"

"He farted!"

"Teacheeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!?!?!?!?"

"I really, REALLY gotta go potty!"

"My tummy still hurts!"

"But I don't WANT to do my homework!"

"Why do you have all those pink dots on your face?" (re: acne)

"I feel like I'm gonna throw up!

"Can I have more snack NOW?"

"I'M DYYYYYYIIIIINNNNNNNG!"

"She hit him, I seen it!"

"I wanna go HOOOOOME!"

"TEACHEEEER!?"

"He hit me!"

"She's breaking the rules!"

"I didn't cutted him!"

"I ain't hitting him! He's just a crybaby!"

"When do we go home?"

"Is it time to go home yet?"

"I wanna do my homework at home! That's why it's called HOMEwork!"

"TEAAAAACHERRRRRRRRRR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Children, you are very fortunate that I love you.