just had to share this

[crowfics]

I AM THANKFUL FOR MY WEIRD FRIENDS:

(Bolded text is Crow's friend Adam, who she went to high school with)

11:59pm
I WANT ALCHEMY
ED give me your antenna
thats how you get alchemy

11:59pm
HE NEEDS HIS ANTENNA TO SURVIVE
YOU CAN'T JUST PLUCK IT OUT OF HIS HEAD
HE'S LOST WITHOUT IT
also
FMA world is not a happy world
YOU KNOW THIS
WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO WITH ALCHEMY?

12:00am
hehehe
so much
soooo much
for one thing make our school into a giant inflatible jump thing
how is that

12:02am
HOW THE HELL IS THAT EQUIVALENT

12:02am
ummmmmmmm
earth plus air
the plastic in the school turns into the plastic required to hold in the air
all the fans and everything mechanical like car engines turn into the motors to put the air in the school
and the air is all around us

12:03am
AND YOU WOULD TRANSMUTE THIS?
I DO NOT EVEN KNOW
IF ED COULD TRANSMUTE THAT
YOU'D NEED A PHILOSOPHER'S STONE FOR THAT SHIT

12:04am
Well I will use a mix between eastern and western alchemy
and scars other arm
I'll have to steal it

12:04am
IS A BOUNCY HOUSE REALLY WORTH THAT MANY HUMAN LIVES?

12:04am
yes