I should just rename this journal "Misadventures In My Disaster-Prone Car" and be done with it

Jan 16, 2011 22:47

doop a doop a doop drivin' along

This is not rain so much as a very determined fog -

JESUS CHRIST LOOK OUT FOR THAT ELK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

...

WHY DID I NAME MY CAR FULLMETAL

WHY

(No, I did not hit the elk. It was a fully-grown male elk and I probably would not be here to type this if I hadn't hit the brakes in time, but I still about pissed my ( Read more... )

fma, wtf, nonsense, fullmetal-the-car, Real Life™

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duelist_gurl163 January 17 2011, 15:45:21 UTC
MY CAR HAS A GIANT HOLE IN ITS DASHBOARD. IT'S NOT DOING MUCH BETTER. xDD

Thank gods you didn't hit it though. I'm glad you're safe. ;~;

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crowfics January 17 2011, 18:29:20 UTC
Yes, I just read about that. Oh dear XD;

I'm glad I'm safe too XDDDD I was just a few miles outside of town on my way back from PA and I saw what I thought was a car backing into the road, and then I realized THAT IS NO CAR. Thing was big enough to be a car, though.

I said "AAAAAARGH!"

The elk said "AAAAAARGH!"

And I hit the brakes, all the stuff in my car went flying forward, The Who just kept on playing as if I wasn't about to meet DEATH BY ELK, and I managed to stop within ten, fifteen feet of the thing.

TRUFAX

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duelist_gurl163 January 17 2011, 18:51:22 UTC
xDDDDDDDD

The way you write is hilarious. ILU.

ETA: Also I wanted to say thank you again for the birthday picspam. <3 Because thanking people once never feels like enough to me. 8D

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