(Chivu is talking over the phone on a very bad line, so I sometimes can’t work out what he’s saying. The interviewer calls him “Cheevu” and asks questions that go on forever. I will summarise. Frankly, he doesn’t seem to have said a single one of the things Inter.it reported; I assume they were going from an Italian translation.)

( We never show up, really. )

TITLE: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
RATING: RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
PAIRING: ARTUR BORUC/DAN WYKOWSKI (HIS “IDIOT NEIGHBOUR” IN THE FRIDAY RAGE LIST)
WARNING: CAPS LOCK!!! ALSO VIOLENT IMAGERY AND TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS!!!
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT TRUE!

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I have finally finished my story in which Javier Zanetti ploughs his way through the entire Inter squad! \o/ It's only about a year late. It is here at Calcioriffic:

800 Love Stories

Ruby asked me to compile a short list of Manic Street Preachers songs with which to introduce a new listener to their oeuvre. It was a bit difficult knowing where to begin, but assuming the songs should be spread fairly equally across their career, I may have whittled the list down to a reasonable amount ( Read more... )

Title: Palacio
Author: cheryl_bites
Characters: Javier Zanetti, Fredy Guarin
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: PG-13 for unpleasant imagery

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Rating: PG for slightly naughty words.
Pairing: Ivan Ramiro Cordoba/Marcos Rojo
Words: 1,300
Disclaimer: This is not true.

In honour of the slippers.

( Once upon a time… )

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Tuned into Radio 4 this morning and heard someone interviewing Juliane Diller/Koepcke, who has an incredibly hypnotic voice ( Read more... )